Mule Day

DSCN0016One of the biggest mule related events in the country is right here in Tennessee in Columbia, not far down the road from Nashville. I’ve never been before, but since it was nearby, I felt it was my responsibility as a humorist to go see it so I could report back to you. I’ve never seen so many mules in one place in all my life – big mules, little mules, black mules, white mules, even a few spotted mules. Mule Day is like dying and waking up in good ol’ boy heaven.

Mule lovers from all over the country come to show their mules and compete in mule contests. One of the bigger events was something called “pulling mules.” It consisted of hitching up a team of mules to heavy weights and trying to see which team could pull the most weight. It was actually a spectator event.

DSCN0028At one time, Columbia was a big center for breeding, trading and selling mules. It seems that mules are unusual in that they cannot reproduce themselves and each mule is produced only by cross breeding between a donkey and a horse, which creates a constant mule market. If you didn’t know that before, don’t feel badly. Neither did I.

Columbia’s Mule Day started way back in the 1840’s when farmers came to the livestock and mule market. Mules were stronger than horses and able to pull plows, draw wagons and provide transportation. Mules were work animals, especially important in the development of the country before motorized vehicles. A good mule was a farmer’s most valuable asset.

DSCN0034Mules in this country go back as far as George Washington, who was not only the father of our country, but was also the father of the mule industry. It seems that the first breeding donkey in our country was a gift to him from the king of Spain. No, I’m not making this up, and it isn’t nearly as dubious as the cherry tree story anyhow.

Before my mule encounter, I thought all mules were brown, but they are as varied as the horse species that are used to produce them. I wanted to take some close up photos of the mules in the livestock pens, but the mules kept turning their backsides toward me. I think they saw my camera and did not want the flash in their eyes. That’s my story anyhow.

DSCN0030Over 200,000 people come to Columbia for Mule Day. Can you believe it? Mingling elbow to elbow with country folks in coveralls and tractors hats, trying not to sneeze from the hay or step in anything awful, I decided that I might skip the fair part next time and just go for the parade. I especially liked the parade since these mules were dressed in their finest gear and also hitched to wagons so they could not turn their backsides towards me.

DSCN0038Mules have a reputation for being stubborn, but mule experts say this is not true. Mules are actually highly intelligent, smarter even than horses. Mules know when they are tired and it’s time to quit – so they do. I’ve learned a whole lot more than I ever wanted to know about mules, but have come to appreciate them in a way that I never did before..

But the most beneficial thing I’ve learned from mules is that when you are tired, just quit.

©2004

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About Sheila Moss

My stories are about daily life and the funny things that happen to all of us. My columns have been published in numerous newspapers, magazines, anthologies, and websites. SUBSCRIBE to my weekly columns hot off the keyboard and not available on my blog: humorcolumnist-subscribe@yahoogroups.com
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5 Responses to Mule Day

  1. We don’t see mules around this area. It sounds like they are indeed smart if they quit when tired. So…George didn’t chop down that cherry tree? I ate all those pies in his honor!

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  2. Sounds like quite an event!

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  3. BunKaryudo says:

    Sounds like I have some mule-like characteristics myself. If I know I’m tired, I just stop too.

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