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Author Archives: Sheila Moss
Cooking Up a New Stove
My daughter called me at work: “I think you are getting that new stove for the kitchen. I turned on a burner and sparks shot halfway across the room. It was like the Fourth of July.” “Did it burn the … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Shopping
Tagged Broken appliances, Cooktop, Electric range, Hell's Kitchen, Kitchen, Range, Stove
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Clothes Gone Crazy
The floor of my closet is littered with shoes. Not the shoes I wear, those are on the shoe rack, but other shoes. I’m embarrassed to say how many, but let’s just say a lot. Why do I have so … Continue reading
Posted in Fashion, Humor, Shopping
Tagged Closet, cloth, clothing industry, Dirty Clothes, disposable clothes, Dresses, new clothes, Outfits, seasonal clothes, Shoes, Shopping
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The Pizza Laureate
I won a free pizza from Papa John’s Million Pizza Giveaway. I always knew I was one in a million and this proves it. I received an email yesterday with the big news. “Your name was randomly selected as one … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Uncategorized
Tagged Awards, CMA Country Music Award, Emmy, Nobel Prize, Oscar, Papa John's, Peabody Award, Pizza promotion, Pulitzer, Therber Prize
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The Fungus Among Us
It seems that human-kind is afflicted with a variety of minor ailments, pimples, warts, moles, sties, fever blisters, athlete’s foot and toenail fungus, to name a few. I seem to be destined to have them all at one time or … Continue reading
Posted in Health, Humor
Tagged Folk remedies, Fungicides, Minor ailments, Mold, Mushrooms, Toenail fungus, Vinegar treatment for fungus, Yeast
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Snowed In
The weather people promised us 5 to 6 inches of snow. It wasn’t as if we didn’t know. But we so seldom get snow that we don’t really believe until we see it falling from the sky. Along with snow, … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Weather
Tagged Cabin fever, Ice Quake, Icy roads, Icy streets, Shrinking house, Snow, Weather conditions, Weather predictions, Weather warnings
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Could That Be Snow?
“Severe weather warning” barked the TV. Beep, beep, beep, the weather warning rolled across the bottom of the screen, four to six inches of snow. I ignored it. That’s what they said last time. Nothing happened – nada. In the … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Southern Humor, Weather
Tagged Cold front, Cold Weather, Driving in snow, Pictures of snow, Snow, Snow in South, Snow woman, Snowy roads, Weather warnings
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From Your Valentine
Why is it that we take everything that is good and try our best to turn it into something that is marketable? Take Valentine’s Day for instance. Somehow, just saying, “I love you” isn’t enough any more. All of the … Continue reading
Posted in Holidays, Humor
Tagged Cards, Chocolates, Commercialization, Flowers, Gifts, Love, Valentine, Valentine's Day
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The Uncouth Tooth
I don’t know what it is with me and tooth problems lately. I’ve made about six trips to the dentist office in the last few weeks. I spend more time there than the dentist does. Pretty soon I am going … Continue reading
Posted in Humor
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Severe Winter Weather Bulletin
As Issued by The National Weather Service … LIGHT SNOW TODAY THEN AN ARCTIC BLAST LATE TONIGHT… AN ARTIC BLAST IS SIMILAR TO SONIC BLAST BUT DOES NOT COME IN FOUR FLAVORS… GET YOUR MAGNIFYING GLASS READY TO LOOK FOR … Continue reading
Without a Leg to Stand On
Hospitals, I hate ’em. I was an unwilling victim who held off as long as possible. But, my knees were giving out fast. My doctor had advised me years ago that I needed a knee replacement surgery. But as long … Continue reading
Posted in Health, Humor
Tagged Bad knees, Hospital, Knee replacement, Orthopedic surgery, Pain, Physical rehab, sickness, Surgery
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