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Category Archives: Finance
How to Become a Victim of Financial Fraud
There are ways to assure that your credit card numbers — or even your identity — will go to thieves who will download porn movies, and make 900 calls with your credit card. If you are really lucky, you might … Continue reading
Posted in Finance, Humor
Tagged Card scanners, Credit Card Fraud, Credit Cards, Crime, Debit Cards, Identify fraud, Money, Plishing, Scammers, Shredding documents, Spoofers, Suspicious
9 Comments
Trivia and Taxes
Sometimes I feel as if I’m always about two paces behind the rest of the world and trying to keep up. I just don’t seem to be able to get everything done. I hate people who are always late, always … Continue reading
Posted in Finance, Humor
Tagged Details, excuses, Income taxes, No time, procrastination, Running Late, To Do, Tomorrow, Trivia
3 Comments
The Scarlet Check Bouncer
If this column isn’t finished, they came to take me to jail. I’m an honest person, more or less. I would not deliberately write a bad check. But this week I did a very bad thing. It was an accident, … Continue reading
Economics for Blondes
Money, money, money. The economy is all people seem to be talking about these days. It seems that we are all going to go broke, be homeless, and have no job sooner or later through no fault of our own, … Continue reading
Posted in Finance, Humor
Tagged Bankruptsy, Borrowing, Credit, Debt, Economy, Foreclosure, Interest, MasterDebt, Money, Mortgage loan, Refinancing, Unemployment
2 Comments
The Gift Card
Congratulations! You are the recipient of American’s most wanted gift, the gift card. The gift card can be exchanged for many useful and necessary items. Cash is not one of them. Please read the following instructions to learn how to … Continue reading
Posted in Finance, Holidays, Humor, Shopping
Tagged Card balance, Gifts, Plastic money, Prepay, purchases, Refunds, Retailers, Unspent gift cards
5 Comments
The Conspiracy
I don’t know why, but the telemarketers have been ringing my phone off the hook lately. Is there a telemarketer season that I don’t know about? I am on every “Do Not Call” list I can find, state and federal. … Continue reading
Bless the IRS
There it was in my mailbox. The dreaded official looking envelope with the hateful return address, “Internal Revenue Service.” What could this be, I wondered? A thank you letter from my Uncle Sam? No, he doesn’t send thank you notes … Continue reading
Posted in Finance, Humor
Tagged CPA, Deductions, Income taxes, IRS, Quarterly payments, Receipts, Self-employment, Tax audit, Tax payer, Tax preparer
9 Comments
The Electric Bill Caper
I did a very bad thing last month. I confess. I’m guilty. I failed to pay my electric bill. I don’t know how it happened exactly, but somehow it just got by me. Utility companies have a very nasty attitude about unpaid … Continue reading
Posted in Finance, Humor
Tagged Bills, Cut off notice, Deadbeat, Electric Company, Human error, Non-payment, Paid, Payment, Utilities
2 Comments
Dear IRS
I have received your letter regarding my 1040 Federal individual income tax return. When I went to the mailbox, it was right there among all the bills in a plain white envelope – plain except for three little words in … Continue reading
Posted in Finance, Humor
Tagged 1040, Affidavit, Audit, income tax, Internal Revenue, IRS, Tax Refund, Tax Return, Taxes
5 Comments
Death by Taxes
I’ve managed to get things ready before April 15th without killing anyone. There is nothing I love better than doing my income taxes — unless it is getting a wisdom tooth extracted. The IRS doesn’t pull wisdom teeth, but it … Continue reading