Monthly Archives: October 2016

The Haunted Home Tour

  We are inviting you here today for our “Open House and Home Tour” of this prime piece of real estate. It is an excellent buy, and we would like to get a little life back into this house and … Continue reading

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The Pro Hockey Game

I went to my first hockey game the other day. I’m not exactly sure why we are playing this Canadian sport here in the South, but it seems to have caught on. We even have our own pro team here … Continue reading

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Office Dynamics

It’s hard now to remember how it all began. It seems to have started when people who were not exactly homogeneous, or the type of people who would choose each other to “hang around with,” were forced by circumstance into … Continue reading

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The Adventurer

I used to think that I would like to be an adventurer. I would go to South America and travel the muddy Amazon in a dugout canoe, outrunning any crocodiles that might show their ugly heads. I would camp out in … Continue reading

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Child Proofing Your Home

Child Safety… advice from a grandparent… It is important to keep potentially poison items out of the reach of small children. Read labels on cleaning items and move items that say, “Keep out of the reach of children” to a … Continue reading

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Kids Rule

Dear Kids, It has come to my attention that many of you are actually listening to adults and doing what you are told to do. This is NOT the way it is suppose to be. KIDS RULE! We are in … Continue reading

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Monday Morning Blues

Sometimes it makes me wonder why we try to run an office.  Perhaps we should close down due to lack of interest and called it a day. People seem to have no work ethics any more. Used to be that people took … Continue reading

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Spike’s Body Jewelry

There’s a new girl down at the health club.  Her name is Spike.  Spike is a nice girl, really she is. She just likes jewelry. Spike isn’t satisfied with wearing jewelry in the regular ways. “That’s too boring,” she says. Spike … Continue reading

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Battle of the Sexes

Battle of the Sexes: She Says… Men think they are the superior sex.  Just because their muscles are stronger they have the silly idea that their gray matter is equal to a female’s.  What women lack in physical strength, they make … Continue reading

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The Caffeine Quibble

What keeps corporate America and government going is not information systems, telephones, computers, or even paper.  What keeps our offices going is coffee.  Every office that I’ve ever worked in had a community coffee pot and the employees managed to … Continue reading

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