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Category Archives: Automotive
Message from the Car
Dear Vehicle Owner: I think it is about time that we get a few things clear, and I don’t mean my windshield. I am not satisfied with the way you are treating me. First of all, you are driving me … Continue reading
Posted in Automotive, Humor
Tagged automobiles, Car maintenance, cars, Junk cars, Road service, Road Trips, Tires, Vehicles
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The Seventy Year Old Car
Clackity, clackity, clackity. “What is that noise?” I wondered. No, the left-turn signal was not on this time. I could not tell where the sound was coming from. When the car stopped, the noise stopped too. “It will probably go away,” … Continue reading
Posted in Automotive, Humor
Tagged automobiles, automotive humor, car problems, car repair, cars, old cars
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Green Wheels
My car is now running on pure nitrogen. Not in the fuel tank — they haven’t perfected that yet. I have nitrogen in my tires. Apparently, the technology has been around a while, but I didn’t know about it until … Continue reading
Posted in Automotive, Humor
Tagged automobiles, cars, Environment, Mileage, Molecules, Nitrogen, Tire pressure, Tires
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Chariot of Fire
It started out to be a commute home from work like any other day. Rush hour is never a pleasant experience. Everybody wants to get home as fast as they can, it seems, and they don’t really want anything getting … Continue reading
Posted in Automotive, Humor, Travel
Tagged AAA, Breakdown, emergency vehicles, Flat tire, Highway emergency, Road service, Roadside Assistance, TN DOT, traffic
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Hate Mail to I-24
Dear I-24, I know it is probably a shock to find out that not everyone likes the Interstate Highway system, but some of us are getting sick of your consistently bad behavior. I hate your dark asphalt and your multiple … Continue reading
Posted in Automotive, Humor, Rants, Travel
Tagged Billboards, Fast lane, Freeways, Highways, Interchanges, Interstates, Road construction, Traffic jams
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Letter to the Car
Dear Car, Can we talk? You and I need to have a little discussion. You seem to be having a lot of problems lately. Is there something wrong that I don’t know about? Every time I turn around, you seem … Continue reading
Posted in Automotive, Humor
Tagged alignment, automobiles, car problems, car wash, Life in fast lane, mechanical problems, oil and filter, transmission, turn signal
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Gas Shortage in Southeast US
Previously published 2008-2016. Here we go again, folks. “An oil pipeline outage and fear of a gas shortage in Middle Tennessee,” media reported. Everyone was urged to maintain normal driving and fuel purchases to prevent unavailability. PANIC! Immediately phones started … Continue reading
Posted in Automotive, Humor, News & Current Events
Tagged Don't panic, Fill up tank, Gas panic, Gas shortage, Just in case, Motorists, Oil shortage, Panic
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Juggling Cars
I don’t know how I get myself in such a ridiculous situations, but I guess you could say I have a knack for it. What started out as a normal day, if there is such a thing in my life, … Continue reading
Posted in Automotive, Humor, Travel
Tagged car problems, car repair, Out of gas, Rush Hour, Stranded, traffic
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A Cool Grandma
I am cool, ya’ll. Yes, I may be a grandma, and I may have bad knees, but I am still cool, especially when I drive my Corvette. When you drive a sports car, everybody notices you, and everybody thinks you … Continue reading
Posted in Automotive, Humor
Tagged automobiles, Bad knees, cars, Cool cars, Corvette, Fast cars, Fast lane, Life in fastlane, Off my rocker, Sports cars, Vette
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Call Me Later
I am amazed when people try to stop teenagers from talking on cell phones while driving. No talking on cell phones? Why you might as well try to stop them from downloading music. Who in the world can stop a … Continue reading
Posted in Automotive, Humor, Rants
Tagged Adolescents, cell phones, Driving, Driving Hazzards, Mobile Phone, Phones, Teenagers, Telephone, Texting
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