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Category Archives: Automotive
Juggling Cars
I don’t know how I get myself in such a ridiculous situations, but I guess you could say I have a knack for it. What started out as a normal day, if there is such a thing in my life, … Continue reading
Posted in Automotive, Humor, Travel
Tagged car problems, car repair, Out of gas, Rush Hour, Stranded, traffic
4 Comments
A Cool Grandma
I am cool, ya’ll. Yes, I may be a grandma, and I may have bad knees, but I am still cool, especially when I drive my Corvette. When you drive a sports car, everybody notices you, and everybody thinks you … Continue reading
Posted in Automotive, Humor
Tagged automobiles, Bad knees, cars, Cool cars, Corvette, Fast cars, Fast lane, Life in fastlane, Off my rocker, Sports cars, Vette
4 Comments
Call Me Later
I am amazed when people try to stop teenagers from talking on cell phones while driving. No talking on cell phones? Why you might as well try to stop them from downloading music. Who in the world can stop a … Continue reading
Posted in Automotive, Humor, Rants
Tagged Adolescents, cell phones, Driving, Driving Hazzards, Mobile Phone, Phones, Teenagers, Telephone, Texting
8 Comments
Backseat Driver
It’s getting harder and harder to back seat drive these days, but I get a lot of practice with life in the fast lane while commuting to work every day. The speed limit on the Interstate is 70 miles an … Continue reading
Posted in Automotive, Humor, Travel
Tagged Backseat driving, Commuting, Conquering fear, Driving, Life in fast lane, Reckless drivers, Speeding cars, Unreasonable fears
4 Comments
The Good Samaritan
About halfway home from work, there was a loud bang like something had hit the side of the car. What was that noise? Then the car began to drive funny and was hard to control. By the time we got … Continue reading
Posted in Automotive
Tagged AAA, car problems, emergency, Fate, Flat tire, Pass it on, Random act of kindness, Stranded, Strange coincidences, Urban legend
4 Comments
Learning to Drive
At the age of sixteen one of the most important things in life was learning to drive. My early driving experience was in an old 50’s Chevrolet that belonged to my family. It was black and looked a lot like … Continue reading
Posted in Automotive, Humor
Tagged 1950's, Automobile clutch, Chevrolet, Drivers' Ed, Driving, Old Chevy, Set of Wheels, Teenager
2 Comments
A Star Lady is Hiding in the Car
Some time ago, I wrote a column about GPS, the global positioning system in cars. It’s a navigation system that can help you find your way from point to point by using an electronic mapping system – to explain for … Continue reading
Posted in Automotive, Humor, Technology
Tagged Car Accessories, cars, Emergencies, Emergency System, Future, GPS, One Star, Standard Equipment
2 Comments
New Car or New Toy?
There is no point in arguing with a man when he gets that “I-want-a-new-car” gleam in his eye. My man got that gleam in his eye nearly two months ago. By now, it is no longer a gleam, but more … Continue reading
Posted in Automotive, Humor
Tagged auto, cars, DVD Player, GPS, Mileage, New Car, Recalculating, repairs
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Dust of an Unlucky Moon
I don’t know if she was born in the dust of an unlucky moon, sneezed at the wrong time, or was under the rug when God passed out the good luck genes. Bad luck seems to follow my daughter around … Continue reading
Posted in Automotive, Humor
Tagged bad luck, car repair, cars, Good Luck, Road service, Tow truck, traffic
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The Road Trip
We decided to drive to Texas instead of flying. Besides saving money, we could see the countryside. Thing is, there isn’t anything to see between here and Texas except trees. It was pretty much like driving through a green tunnel … Continue reading
Posted in Automotive, Humor, Travel
Tagged Arkansas, Driving, Gas stations, Local restaurants, Rest stops, Road construction, Texas
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