Category Archives: Weather

Rain, snow, and other elements

The White Stuff

It snowed today. It’s January; there’s supposed to be snow in the winter, isn’t there? That’s the way it always works with the four seasons. But you don’t understand. It snowed in Nashville. We have seasons here, and we have … Continue reading

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Bombogeneses

The rest of the country can only look on in wonder as the Northeast panics over a snow storm. “Aren’t they used to snow?” We wonder. It snows there all the time. Do a few extra inches really make much … Continue reading

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Baby, It’s Cold Outside

                                  The North Pole seems to have moved south for the winter and we are shivering like castaways with hypothermia. Parking lots have become … Continue reading

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See Ya Later, Alligator

I’ve been watching the weather channel again and have come to a basic conclusion: People who live in Florida need to get out – permanently. That entire state is a storm magnet. What possesses people to live in a place … Continue reading

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The Great American Eclipse

The main topic of discussion these days is the solar eclipse, probably because we are in that blue stripe on the weather map that indicates the area of total blackout. We have been aware of this since at least the … Continue reading

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How Hot Is It?

It has really been hot this summer. My main goal in life these days is to stay cool without a crisis. Continue reading

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Did the Grinch Steal Winter?

So, what’s with this crazy weather we’re having?  It’s suppose to be winter around here, but I guess Mother Nature didn’t get the word.  People are wearing their Bermuda shorts.  Somehow it just doesn’t seem like much like December.  Fall came … Continue reading

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The “S” Word

The official snowflake has fallen. Winter is here! People in the city all rush to the windows to see. Skyscrapers lean under their weight. “Is it?” “I think it is!” “Yes! It’s a snowflake!” Magnifying glasses are brought out as … Continue reading

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A Christmas Weather Forecast

The following is a Special Weather Statement issued for the Christmas Holiday Season: December is expected to bring above normal levels of stress in both northern and southern areas of the country. Shoppers are expected to move into the region … Continue reading

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See Ya Later, Alligator!

I’ve been watching the weather channel again and have come to a basic conclusion: People who live in Florida need to get out – permanently. That entire state is a storm magnet. What possesses people to live in a place … Continue reading

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