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Category Archives: Rants
Bouncy, Bouncy
Life is one painful day after another, or actually one painful night after another. I am unable to sleep more than a few hours at a time and have to keep the head of the bed raised to sleep at … Continue reading
Posted in Health, Humor, Rants
Tagged Alexa, broken shoulder, Doctors, Humerus, Orthopedic surgery, Referrals
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How to Burn Down the House
[Life is, shall we say, “interesting” at my house. In this little scenario, I am the mentioned mom. The narrator is almost anyone else in the house.] Burning down the house seems to be more of a potential possibility at … Continue reading
Posted in Food, Humor, Rants
Tagged Accidents, cooking, Fire hazzards, Home accidents, Teenagers
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I Am Old
I am old. I have fought the good fight for eternal youth, but sooner or later the clock catches up. My wrinkle cream no longer works except to moisturize my drying skin. My cosmetic surgery has begun to slide. Celebrities … Continue reading
Posted in Health, Humor, Rants
Tagged Arthritis, Elderly, Homebody, Long life, old age, Retired, Rocking chair, Silver roots, wrinkles
2 Comments
Get Out of Dodge
Usually I try ti stick to humor, but once in a while, I have to have my say. Agree or disagree if you want. I know there are many who think otherwise, but for Pete’s sake, people, it’s time to … Continue reading
Posted in Rants, Weather
Tagged Global warming, Naural Disasters, Oklahoma, Storms, Tornado alley, Tornadoes
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The Winter Storm that Wasn’t
I suppose I should be thankful that we dodged the bullet and did not get the ice storm that hit much of the South from Texas to Kentucky. I am thankful, but I am not thankful for all the panic … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Rants, Weather
Tagged dodged a bullet, electricity out, ice storm, Panic, salted roads, Traffic jams, TV weather, Weather, weather fronts
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Hate Mail to I-24
Dear I-24, I know it is probably a shock to find out that not everyone likes the Interstate Highway system, but some of us are getting sick of your consistently bad behavior. I hate your dark asphalt and your multiple … Continue reading
Posted in Automotive, Humor, Rants, Travel
Tagged Billboards, Fast lane, Freeways, Highways, Interchanges, Interstates, Road construction, Traffic jams
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Only a Matter of Time
Are you on time? What time is it? Did you make it in time or has time run out? Are you out of time? Do you need more time? Are you saving time? Is it only a only a matter … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Rants
Tagged Changing Time, clocks, Daylight Saving Time, Resetting clock, Saving time, Spring Forward, Synchronizing
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Call Me Later
I am amazed when people try to stop teenagers from talking on cell phones while driving. No talking on cell phones? Why you might as well try to stop them from downloading music. Who in the world can stop a … Continue reading
Posted in Automotive, Humor, Rants
Tagged Adolescents, cell phones, Driving, Driving Hazzards, Mobile Phone, Phones, Teenagers, Telephone, Texting
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Remembering Autumn
I want to go backwards to the autumn of my childhood. I want to see piles of pumpkins at roadside stands. I want to drink apple cider that doesn’t come in plastic jugs. I want to feel crisp air in … Continue reading
Posted in Holidays, Rants
Tagged Bob for Apples, Changing leaves, Changing seasons, Costumes, Fall, Halloween, Harvest Festival, Hayrides, memories, Nostalgia, Pumpkin, Pumpkin patch
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The Sky’s A-falling
“The sky’s a-falling, the sky’s a-falling,” said Henny Penny when she was hit on the head by an acorn in the classic fable. I know how she felt. I thought the sky was a-falling too this week when … Continue reading
Posted in Home, Humor, Rants
Tagged Air conditioning, Broken furnace, Central Heat, Furnaces, Heat Pump, home repairs, Repairman, Serviceman, Thermostat
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