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Category Archives: Fashion
The Cell Phone Cover Craze
I don’t know why a cell phone needs a case. The manufacturer has probably spent a zillion dollars designing a phone with beauty and functionality. Yet, the first thing most people want to do is cover it up with a … Continue reading
How to Stretch Shoes
The shoes felt fine in the store, but when I got them home, they suddenly didn’t fit. I can’t understand it. They are the same size I always wear. A larger size would be too big. They will stretch out … Continue reading
Posted in Fashion, Humor
Tagged Breaking in shoes, comfortable shoes, Leather shoes, Stretching spray, Tight shoes
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In Pursuit of a Purse
As all ladies know, we must have a purse to haul about our “stuff.” The amount of stuff needed depends on the individual lady, but all of us need something to carry it in, whether large or small. I once … Continue reading
Posted in Fashion, Humor, Shopping
Tagged Accessories, Brand name, Designer Purses, Hand-painted, Handbag, Hobo-style handbags, Leather bags, pocketbook, Statement bags
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The Blue-Haired Lady
The other day I saw a woman with long hair streaked with dark blue color. I guess I was a little shocked and that was probably the intended result, or else she simply wanted to be noticed. Maybe both. I … Continue reading
Posted in Fashion, Humor
Tagged hair color, Hair streaks, Hair styles, Outlandish hair color, Pop stars, Punk, Style of music
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What to Wear?
Here we are at that silly time of the year again when it is impossible to know what to wear. Spring is wonderful, but for the fashion-conscious woman, it presents untold problems. While men only worry about how fast the … Continue reading
Posted in Fashion, Humor, Weather, Work Humor
Tagged All weather coats, Clothes, Heat, Jackets, Layering clothes, Seasons, Sweaters, Temperature, Weather
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It’s All About Me
I am in a fashion rut, I decided. All I wear is tee shirts. I need some pretty blouses to wear. I used to wear skirts or dresses, but jeans and t-shirts are much more comfortable. I wear them most … Continue reading
Posted in Fashion, Humor, Shopping
Tagged Blouses, Compliments, Compulsion, Fashion magazines, Jeans, Narcism, Narcissism, new clothes, Purple, Vanity
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Pondering Purple
I have this thing about the color purple. I don’t know what it is, but for some reason I have the feeling that I cannot wear purple because it does not look good on me. It may be that I … Continue reading
Posted in Fashion, Humor
Tagged Blue for boys, Cold colors, Color clashes, Color wheel, Colors, Hot colors, Lavender, Pink for girls, Royal purple, Seasons of color, Violet
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Pretty in Pink
“Peasants,” I thought as I looked down on the rest of the world. It hadn’t been that long since I was in that category myself, but today I was up on my pedicure throne in the nail shop, the lap … Continue reading
Posted in Fashion, Humor
Tagged Feet, Foot massage, manicure, nail polish, Pedicure, Spa, Tonails
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A Jaded Week
I don’t know how to describe it. It is green, greener than spinach, greener than a grass, greener than the eyes of a cat. It is GREEN, as green as jello. Yes, that’s it, jello. The necklace is treated jade … Continue reading
Posted in Fashion, Humor
Tagged China, Costume jewelry, Gemstones, Green, Jewelry, Necklace, Obsession
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Fashionable and Free
“Free lunch bag,” said the advertisement. “Hum, that’s pretty cute,” I thought. “I wouldn’t mind to have one of those. So what’s the catch?” If there is one thing I’ve learned in life, it is that nothing is free that … Continue reading
Posted in Fashion, Food, Humor
Tagged Collect codes, Fine print, Free lunch bag, Free premium, Free with purchase, Frozen dinners, Lean Cuisine, Lunch, lunch bag, Specially marked boxes
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