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Category Archives: Fashion
What to Wear?
Here we are at that silly time of the year again when it is impossible to know what to wear. Spring is wonderful, but for the fashion-conscious woman, it presents untold problems. While men only worry about how fast the … Continue reading
Posted in Fashion, Humor, Weather, Work Humor
Tagged All weather coats, Clothes, Heat, Jackets, Layering clothes, Seasons, Sweaters, Temperature, Weather
3 Comments
It’s All About Me
I am in a fashion rut, I decided. All I wear is tee shirts. I need some pretty blouses to wear. I used to wear skirts or dresses, but jeans and t-shirts are much more comfortable. I wear them most … Continue reading
Posted in Fashion, Humor, Shopping
Tagged Blouses, Compliments, Compulsion, Fashion magazines, Jeans, Narcism, Narcissism, new clothes, Purple, Vanity
6 Comments
Pondering Purple
I have this thing about the color purple. I don’t know what it is, but for some reason I have the feeling that I cannot wear purple because it does not look good on me. It may be that I … Continue reading
Posted in Fashion, Humor
Tagged Blue for boys, Cold colors, Color clashes, Color wheel, Colors, Hot colors, Lavender, Pink for girls, Royal purple, Seasons of color, Violet
4 Comments
Pretty in Pink
“Peasants,” I thought as I looked down on the rest of the world. It hadn’t been that long since I was in that category myself, but today I was up on my pedicure throne in the nail shop, the lap … Continue reading
Posted in Fashion, Humor
Tagged Feet, Foot massage, manicure, nail polish, Pedicure, Spa, Tonails
6 Comments
A Jaded Week
I don’t know how to describe it. It is green, greener than spinach, greener than a grass, greener than the eyes of a cat. It is GREEN, as green as jello. Yes, that’s it, jello. The necklace is treated jade … Continue reading
Posted in Fashion, Humor
Tagged China, Costume jewelry, Gemstones, Green, Jewelry, Necklace, Obsession
4 Comments
Fashionable and Free
“Free lunch bag,” said the advertisement. “Hum, that’s pretty cute,” I thought. “I wouldn’t mind to have one of those. So what’s the catch?” If there is one thing I’ve learned in life, it is that nothing is free that … Continue reading
Posted in Fashion, Food, Humor
Tagged Collect codes, Fine print, Free lunch bag, Free premium, Free with purchase, Frozen dinners, Lean Cuisine, Lunch, lunch bag, Specially marked boxes
8 Comments
The New Shoes
I am having shoe problems again. I love cute shoes but cannot wear high heel shoes. Ladies understand needing dozens of shoes. Men have two pairs and think that is enough. I got rid of anything with a heel, even … Continue reading
Posted in Fashion, Humor, Shopping
Tagged comfortable shoes, High Heel Shoes, New shoes, Old shoes, Sandals, Shoe stores, Size 7 shoes, Skechers
15 Comments
Clothes Gone Crazy
The floor of my closet is littered with shoes. Not the shoes I wear, those are on the shoe rack, but other shoes. I’m embarrassed to say how many, but let’s just say a lot. Why do I have so … Continue reading
Posted in Fashion, Humor, Shopping
Tagged Closet, cloth, clothing industry, Dirty Clothes, disposable clothes, Dresses, new clothes, Outfits, seasonal clothes, Shoes, Shopping
3 Comments
Liberation
After a lifetime of toting around a big heavy purse, I have been liberated. No, my purse was not stolen. I just realized how heavy it is and wondered what I could do to lighten the load. Nearly all women … Continue reading
Posted in Fashion, Humor
Tagged Accessories, Appointments, Cosmetics, Emergencies, Essentials, Handbag, Luggage, Non-essentials, pocketbook, purse
7 Comments