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Monthly Archives: September 2016
How to Spoil a Grandchild and Alienate a Daughter-In-Law in One Easy Lesson
Dear Daughter-in-Law, I am very upset about your latest email, and I really don’t understand your negative attitude. I have made every effort to be helpful and offer suggestions about my grandchild that I think will be useful. I’m very … Continue reading
Posted in Family, Humor
Tagged Advice, children, Gifts, Grandchild, Grandmother, In-laws, Suggestins, Suggestions
11 Comments
The Clockorcism
My alarm clock hates me! It has an evil plan to do me in. Like most people, I do not like waking up in the morning. But if I must be awakened, let it be by music. So, I bought … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Technology
Tagged alarm clock, Clock malfunction, Clock radio, clocks, mornings, Noise, Radio, sleep, snooze alarm, time, Wake-up call
7 Comments
The Gas NON Crisis
Previously published 2008-2016. Here we go again, folks. “An oil pipeline outage and fear of a gas shortage in Middle Tennessee,” media reported. Everyone was urged to maintain normal driving and fuel purchases to prevent unavailability. PANIC! Immediately phones started … Continue reading
Posted in Automotive, Humor, News & Current Events
Tagged Don't panic, Drivers, Fill up gas tank, Gas Crisis, Gas lines, Gas panic, Gas shortage, Gas stations, Gasoline, Motorists, Panic, Price gouging
3 Comments
I Want to go to Hershey
I want to go to Hershey. Do you know where it is? If you can’t find it, just follow your nose. The whole town smells like chocolate and even the street lights look like chocolate kisses. What I really want, is … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Travel
Tagged Amusement parks, Conquering fear, Hershey Park, Racing coasters, Roller Coasters, Theme parks, Upside down, Wooden coasters, Woody
12 Comments
Ery Ya Ready fer Sum Football?
Many years ago, Nashville opened a new football stadium and became a major league city with a REAL football team and a REAL stadium. My son, gave his pre-purchased ticket to me saying that a pre-season game wasn’t worth worrying about, and … Continue reading
Invasion of the Dandelions
Once again it is time for chemical warfare. The dandelions arrived in my lawn and are joyfully celebrating with a spurt of growth ecstasy. I don’t know what it is about a dandelion that freezes my blood and turns me into … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Plants/Gardening
Tagged Dandelions, Flowers, Invasive species, Kill weeds, Lawn, Lawn care, Life in suburbs, Roots, Spray weeds, Weeds, Wildflowers, Yard, Yardwork
7 Comments
New Girl at the Office
There’s a new girl at the office. Her name is Janet Simons. Seems the boss hired her from a resume she sent out on the Internet. The boss really liked her assertiveness and thought she would be a great asset … Continue reading
Rocks Create a Tiny Art Movement
Just when you thought it was safe to venture out of your house without being run down by the herds of Pokemon chasers, along comes a new fad. You will be relieved to know that this one does not involve … Continue reading
Posted in Crafts/Hobbies, Entertainment, Humor
Tagged art, Art movement, crafts, Creating art, Designs, Fads, Free Art, Fun, hobbies, Painted rocks, Painted stones, Relieve stress, Rocks
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