Category Archives: Food

Recipes, cooking, and how to

How to Eat Healthy

While I hadn’t really noticed this before, I have lately begun to suspect that there is a vast conspiracy out there to make people fat. It seems I have been so busy watching the diet industry that I paid little … Continue reading

Posted in Food, Health, Humor | Tagged , , , , , , , , | 3 Comments

The Green Stuff

Holidays are a time steeped in tradition and a time when families gather together and enjoy favorite foods. For some families the traditional food may be turkey with special stuffing, ham with a secret glaze, or pumpkin pie. Our family … Continue reading

Posted in Food, Holidays, Humor | Tagged , , , , , , , | 1 Comment

Hot Wings from Hell

“How about some hot wings from the new carry-out place?” my honey asked. “I don’t remember a hot wings carry-out place. What’s the name of it?” “Wing City or something like that… I can’t remember.” “Okay, sounds good — as … Continue reading

Posted in Food, Humor | Tagged , , , , , , | 5 Comments

Nature’s Bounty

“Can I have any apples off your tree that you are not going to use?” asked the neighbor. “Sure, you can have them all.” I have an old apple tree in my yard. When I planted it, I didn’t know … Continue reading

Posted in Food, Humor, Plants/Gardening | Tagged , , , | 2 Comments

Wake Up and Smell the Coffee

How do you know when it’s going to be a bad day? For starters, it might be a bad day if you wake up to the sound of the smoke alarm going off at 5 AM in the morning like … Continue reading

Posted in Food, Home, Humor | Tagged , , , , , | 2 Comments

Candy Is Dandy

Here it is, Christmas again and the whole world is turning into sugar and spice. For some reason, we don’t seem to be able to celebrate the holiday without filling ourselves with sweets. What is it about the Christmas season … Continue reading

Posted in Food, Health, Holidays, Humor | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , | 5 Comments

Make Green Stuff, Mom

Well, it’s done, the annual making of the green stuff for the holiday. I always put it off until the last day and then wonder why I didn’t do it sooner. “I am not cooking this year,” I told my … Continue reading

Posted in Food, Holidays, Humor | Tagged , , , , , , , | 1 Comment

Eat Your Spinach

“Stop! Don’t eat that spinach!” These words are music to kid’s ears everywhere — words they thought they would never hear. Ever since adults were brainwashed by a cartoon character named Popeye, kids have been victims of vegetable abuse. Adults … Continue reading

Posted in Food, Health, Humor | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , | 2 Comments

The Pizza Place

My partner likes to eat out. He is supposed to be on a diet, so I suspect that he just likes to eat out as an excuse to eat food he is not supposed to have. One night, as usual, … Continue reading

Posted in Food, Humor | Tagged , , , , , , , | 1 Comment

Strawberry Shortcake

Most people don’t know this, but I’ve always had a secret yearning to be a famous cook like Betty Crocker, Sara Lee, or Mrs. Smith. Only one small thing has prevented this, I can’t cook. I discovered this at about … Continue reading

Posted in Food, Humor | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , | 2 Comments