Author Archives: Sheila Moss

About Sheila Moss

My stories are about daily life and the funny things that happen to all of us. My columns have been published in numerous newspapers, magazines, anthologies, and websites.

Murphy’s Laws for Looters

If you want to get something for nothing these days, live in New York. If you don’t know what something is, take it anyhow and worry about what to do with it later. The more you want a specific item, … Continue reading

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Losing My Head

What would you do if you lost your head? What if you were looking for it and couldn’t remember where you left it? Where was it when you last remember having it? If you could remember, maybe you could find … Continue reading

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Living to be 100

Who wants to be 100? I’ve been doing some thinking this week about centenarians — people who live to be 100 or more. Often we associate old age with loss of health and vitality. Getting old is not for sissies. … Continue reading

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Hell’s TV

One of the worse things about staying home with nothing much to do has been watching daytime TV with it’s various reruns of previously popular shows.  What has happened to television?  I remember a time when we could hardly wait … Continue reading

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One Day at a Time with AT&T

Thinking of changing network providers? This is my experience based on the 12-Step Program. Hopefully, your “improvement” will go more smoothly. Step 1 – Admit you are powerless over your cable company. What used to be a mere pittance for … Continue reading

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The Sky’s A-falling

“The sky’s a-falling, the sky’s a-falling,” said Henny Penny when she was hit on the head by an acorn in the classic fable. I know how she felt. I thought the sky was      a-falling too this week when … Continue reading

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Turtleneck Sweaters

Did you ever try to find a turtleneck top in the summer? I’m here to tell you folks, it isn’t easy. Last winter the Land’s End catalog was full of them, all colors. They even came in tall sizes with … Continue reading

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What Color is Brown?

Who is that person in the mirror looking back at me? I don’t even know her. I can’t believe she did it, but she did. Like most women, I enhance the color of my hair to something that better represents … Continue reading

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Invisible Dust

You may find this hard to believe, but it is absolutely true. I have invisible dust at my house. I know it is invisible because no one can see it except me. The furniture can have enough of the stuff … Continue reading

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Girls Who Wear Glasses

I became a girl who wore glasses when I was just a little thing, about 7 years old, if my memory serves me correctly — and it’s possible that it doesn’t as that was a long time ago. I always … Continue reading

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