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Author Archives: Sheila Moss
Tell Me a Story
In East Tennessee the performance side of storytelling can be observed at The National Storytelling Festival. Usually, when I tell anyone that I am going to a storytelling festival, they say, “What is that?” We have become accustomed to getting … Continue reading
The Security Blanket
Blue Bear is a well-chewed toy that belongs to our dog, Dixie. It was never intended to be a dog toy; it was created as a toy for a child. The dog doesn’t care. In spite of many other toys … Continue reading
Posted in Creatures, Humor
Tagged Blanky, Dog toys, Linus, Object of affection, Peanuts, Pet dog, Stuffed toy, Teddy Bear
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Bad Things Come in Threes
“What happens twice, happens three times.” You’ve most likely heard this old saying. It falls in the category of superstition. I tried to look it up and found anecdotes about three celebrities who died the same week, three tornadoes happening … Continue reading
Posted in Home, Humor
Tagged appliance service, bad luck, circumstance, Coincidence, Repair, Superstition, warranty
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How to Stretch Shoes
The shoes felt fine in the store, but when I got them home, they suddenly didn’t fit. I can’t understand it. They are the same size I always wear. A larger size would be too big. They will stretch out … Continue reading
Posted in Fashion, Humor
Tagged Breaking in shoes, comfortable shoes, Leather shoes, Stretching spray, Tight shoes
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The Orange Juice Caper
Some things are so small, so trivial that they are not worth getting upset about. But some people do not realize that. Some people get upset at the smallest hint of provocation. “We are out of orange juice again.” says … Continue reading
Posted in Food, Humor, Shopping
Tagged Cashier, Customer Service, grocery store, juice, Lottery, Publix
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Suitcase Blues
Why am I always buying new luggage? I don’t know, but here I go again. It seems that I cannot keep decent luggage for some reason, and every time I go somewhere, I have to buy a suitcase. My … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Travel
Tagged Black suitcases, Carry-on size, Leather suitcases, Luggage, Spinner, Wheeled luggage
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In Pursuit of a Purse
As all ladies know, we must have a purse to haul about our “stuff.” The amount of stuff needed depends on the individual lady, but all of us need something to carry it in, whether large or small. I once … Continue reading
Posted in Fashion, Humor, Shopping
Tagged Accessories, Brand name, Designer Purses, Hand-painted, Handbag, Hobo-style handbags, Leather bags, pocketbook, Statement bags
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Are you Smarter than Your Smart Phone?
I lost my phone today. . . again. I think maybe I am not smart enough to have a smart phone. I am a loser. I first missed it when I was out this morning. I always put it in … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Technology
Tagged cell phones, Find my iPhone, iPhone, Lost items, phone finders, Smart phones
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The Blue-Haired Lady
The other day I saw a woman with long hair streaked with dark blue color. I guess I was a little shocked and that was probably the intended result, or else she simply wanted to be noticed. Maybe both. I … Continue reading
Posted in Fashion, Humor
Tagged hair color, Hair streaks, Hair styles, Outlandish hair color, Pop stars, Punk, Style of music
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Tennessee Valley Railroad Museum
It was a weekend morning, and I flipped on the TV hoping to watch “Tennessee Crossroads,” one of my favorite programs on local public television. Instead, the channel was having a fund raiser and showing a program about trains. “Um, … Continue reading
Posted in Entertainment, Humor, Travel
Tagged Chattanooga, Choo-choo, Locomotives, Rail yard, Rails, Steam locomotives, tourist attractions, Trains
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