Monthly Archives: June 2016

Parenting Payback

Some parents seem to suffer under the delusion that the affliction of parenthood will be ended if they ever get ‘em raised.  Yes, get ‘em out of diapers, get ‘em potty trained, socialize ‘em and teach them manners. Educate them … Continue reading

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The Waiting Game

It occurred to me that half of my life is spent waiting.  I was waiting for an elevator at the time of this astute revelation.  Elevators are so slow.  They seem to never be there when I am.  Somehow I … Continue reading

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The Rocking Chair

How long since you saw anybody rocking on a real rocking chair?  I’m not talking about the kind that sits still and only the top part of the chair rocks.  I’m talking about REAL rocking chairs, the kind with curved … Continue reading

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Who Burned the Popcorn?

With the advent of modern technology, a new convenience has come to the office along with computers, printers, copiers, and fax machines.  This new convenience is the office microwave.  Most offices have one hidden someplace where employees can sneak in … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned from Fireflies

Let your light shine – no matter how small. Don’t be afraid of flying in the dark. Keep a few secrets – let ‘em wonder. Believe in magic and life will be more fun. Even an ugly bug can be … Continue reading

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Defeated by a Scanner

When do you say enough is enough? I have just about been “done in” by technology.  Attempting to add a scanner to my PC, I had high hopes and bright ideas of all the wonderful things I would be able … Continue reading

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We All Scream for Ice Cream

A local dairy company has come up with some wonderful flavors of ice cream.  I just finished a bowl of Banana Pudding flavor.  Yes, it did taste like banana pudding, and  I love banana pudding.  It is ice cream, crunched … Continue reading

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Pampered Pets

I declare, it’s just getting to where you can’t trust pets anymore.  All my cat does is meow and complain.  She doesn’t like her food and plays finicky, going on a hunger strike until I offer the right food.  She … Continue reading

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Road Rage

I live in the suburbs like millions of other Americans and commute to work daily.  Normally, I have about a 30 to 40 minute commute, depending on traffic.  Lately, due to construction on the Interstate, my commute time has become … Continue reading

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The Aquarium

Being a long weekend, it seemed a shame to waste it, so we decided to visit the Tennessee Aquarium in Chattanooga. I was not really sure that fish would be interesting, but – what the heck – nothing else around here to … Continue reading

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