Monthly Archives: December 2016

An Interview with Father Time

Posted on December 30, 2016 by Sheila Moss

Father Time, before we begin I just have to ask you this.  Do you hate it when your alarm clock goes off in the morning? Oh, my dear, I do not have a clock or an alarm.  Those were invented … Continue reading →

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With Resolution

Posted on December 27, 2016 by Sheila Moss

Well, it’s almost the beginning of the year again and everyone is talking about making New Year’s resolutions, as if turning the page on the calendar is incentive enough for ending all bad habits and beginning of a new page … Continue reading →

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101 Things to Do With a Dead Christmas Tree

Posted on December 26, 2016 by Sheila Moss

That real, live Christmas tree seemed so special when you decided to buy it. Now, there it is in the middle of the living room, the once alive Christmas tree drawing its last breath. Now some people may just want … Continue reading →

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I’m a Grinch

Posted on December 22, 2016 by Sheila Moss

Some people handle Christmas well. They have cards addressed from their alphabetized list and sent out by the first of December. I consider sending cards the week before Christmas, but forget to buy them and can’t find my list anyhow. … Continue reading →

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An Interview with Santa

Posted on December 16, 2016 by Sheila Moss

Humor  Columnist Blog is proud to present an exclusive interview with one of the most famous personalities of our time and all time. We have managed to wrangle an interview with one of the truly great humanitarians and philanthropists. Please welcome, … Continue reading →

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The Yuletide Stalker

Posted on December 14, 2016 by Sheila Moss

Help! I’m being stalked! Yes, lurking outside my bedroom door this morning was a stalker, just waiting for me to innocently leave my boudoir and head toward the kitchen, still rubbing the sleep out of my eyes and contemplating the … Continue reading →

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The Cat Toy

Posted on December 12, 2016 by Sheila Moss

Look at the shiny cat toy my humans have put in the living room just for me! I love my humans. It is exactly what I wanted for Christmas, a tree with shiny balls all over it for me to … Continue reading →

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A Christmas Weather Forecast

Posted on December 8, 2016 by Sheila Moss

The following is a Special Weather Statement issued for the Christmas Holiday Season: December is expected to bring above normal levels of stress in both northern and southern areas of the country. Shoppers are expected to move into the region … Continue reading →

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Letter to Santa

Posted on December 6, 2016 by Sheila Moss

Dear Santa, Guess you thought I was not going to write this year? (Ha, ha, gotcha!) I just want to let you know that I’m still around. What I want for Christmas is a new Apple iPad. What else is … Continue reading →

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Merry Perfect Christmas

Posted on December 4, 2016 by Sheila Moss

December 1 Christmas is coming! I’m excited! I can hardly wait to get started with the decorating! I wonder if we will have a White Christmas this year? Wouldn’t that be great? December 7 Put up the Christmas tree. Get … Continue reading →

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