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Monthly Archives: February 2017
A Day at the Park
Oh, look, squirrels! Aren’t they cute? City dwellers don’t see a lot of wildlife, so even the sight of so mundane a creature as a gray squirrel in a city park is reason for a mild excitement of sorts. They … Continue reading
Ten Commandments for Elevators
A former controversy in metro was whether or not the Ten Commandments should be posted in public buildings. Now most people probably figured the question of separation of church and state was pretty much resolved a long time ago, but I … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Work Humor
Tagged 10 Commandments, Bible, Commandments, Controversy, parody, Stone Tablets
4 Comments
Of Boys and Red Balloons
Mylar balloons on ceiling | Jekemp | flickr | CC BY-NC-SA 2.0 – 2-12-05 It all started when I walked into Walmart and found that the store had sprouted a forest of helium Mylar balloons overnight. I was an easy mark … Continue reading
Posted in Family, Holidays, Humor, Shopping
Tagged Defective toys, Globes, grandchildren, Grandson, Helium, lost balloons, Mylar balloons, Shiny balloon, Toys, Valentine, Valentine's Day
2 Comments
Wishes and Kisses
While most women want something romantic and nice for Valentine’s Day, my expectations are considerably lower. What I would really like is a nice dinner out somewhere, some place that has waiters and dim lights and where you don’t have … Continue reading
The Cinnamon Raisin Bagel
Someone was bringing cinnamon raisin bagels to the office and toasting them in the office toaster. Every morning I distinctly smelled the aroma of cinnamon drifting around the corner and into my cubicle. Don’t they know that office workers are always … Continue reading
Posted in Food, Humor, Work Humor
Tagged Bagels, breakfast, Cinnamon, Coffee break, office humor, Raisin bagel, Smells, Toaster
9 Comments
I Might Be a Redneck
Do you have junk around the house that you want to get rid of? Does the trash man refuse to take it because it is too big to fit in the trashcan? Since I am probably one of the few … Continue reading
Posted in Environment, Humor
Tagged Disposal center, Dump, Environmental services, home maintenance, Illegal dumping, Junk, Recycling, Solid waste, Trash, Waste disposal
14 Comments
Super Bowl Survival Guide
Here it is that weekend again, football’s “last hurrah” for the season. The whole county will be glued to the boob tube and you hate football. Face it, if they like football, and probably even if they don’t, they are … Continue reading
Posted in Entertainment, Humor, Sports
Tagged Beer, commercials, Football, Football widow, Game, Party, Sports, Super Bowl, television, TV
7 Comments
Misery Loves Company
I had a sore throat. I tried to deny it at first and hoped it would just go away. It didn’t. I tried to doctor it myself with menthol cough drops and salt-water gargle. Finally, I had to admit that … Continue reading
Posted in Health, Humor, Work Humor
Tagged Bad cold, Disease, Doctor, flu, Germs, Infectious disease, sickness, Sinus infection, Sneezing, Sore throat, Strep throat, Virus
1 Comment