Monthly Archives: February 2023

Message from the Car

Posted on February 28, 2023 by Sheila Moss

Dear Vehicle Owner: I think it is about time that we get a few things clear, and I don’t mean my windshield. I am not satisfied with the way you are treating me. First of all, you are driving me … Continue reading →

Posted in Automotive, Humor | Tagged automobiles, Car maintenance, cars, Junk cars, Road service, Road Trips, Tires, Vehicles | 4 Comments

Casual Dining

Posted on February 21, 2023 by Sheila Moss

We’ve been invited to eat out tonight,” said Honey. “Okay,” I replied, thinking of all the things I had planned to do when I got off work. Plus, it had been a stressful week of reports, deadlines, and demanding assignments. … Continue reading →

Posted in Entertainment, Humor | Tagged Beer, Eating out, Hooters, Patio, Rednecks, Restaurant, Wings | 2 Comments

How to Burn Down the House

Posted on February 17, 2023 by Sheila Moss

[Life is, shall we say, “interesting” at my house. In this little scenario, I am the mentioned mom. The narrator is almost anyone else in the house.] Burning down the house seems to be more of a potential possibility at … Continue reading →

Posted in Food, Humor, Rants | Tagged Accidents, cooking, Fire hazzards, Home accidents, Teenagers | Leave a comment

I Am Old

Posted on February 12, 2023 by Sheila Moss

I am old. I have fought the good fight for eternal youth, but sooner or later the clock catches up. My wrinkle cream no longer works except to moisturize my drying skin. My cosmetic surgery has begun to slide. Celebrities … Continue reading →

Posted in Health, Humor, Rants | Tagged Arthritis, Elderly, Homebody, Long life, old age, Retired, Rocking chair, Silver roots, wrinkles | 2 Comments

The Two Table Tangle

Posted on February 8, 2023 by Sheila Moss

I won the prize for bad restaurant customers tonight. It was not intentional, honestly. It just sort of happened. The parking lot was crowded, so Honey dropped me off at the door while he looked for a parking space. He … Continue reading →

Posted in Entertainment, Humor | Tagged Customers, Eating out, Food, Restaurants, Waitress | 3 Comments

The Last Telephone

Posted on February 2, 2023 by Sheila Moss

Have you have you bought a landline phone lately? It just isn’t done. Phones come in sets — two phones, three phones, four phones, or even five phones. People thought they had to have a phone for every room. Now, they … Continue reading →