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Howl-o-ween Party
Just when you think you’ve seen it all, you find out you “ain’t seen nuthin’ yet.” The other night we went to a Halloween party. Now I’ve been to Halloween parties before and have seen some pretty weird sights, but … Continue reading
My Cat Can Fly
Less you be confused, my cat cannot fly like a bird. Misty flies more like Superman, minus the cape, that is, leaping tall buildings in a single bound. All cats can jump, of course, but Misty seems to have extraordinary … Continue reading
Hamster Goes from Buddy to Third Wheel
If you’ve never had a hamster for a pet, you just don’t know what you are missing. I thought I had graduated from befriending rodents when my children grew up and left home. At last, I thought, no more hamsters. … Continue reading
The Mischievous Cat’s New Tree
DAY 1 – Once of the most joyful things about the holiday season is the tradition of putting up a Christmas tree. At last the tree is up, trimmed and in all its glory. The lights are sparkling and … Continue reading
Posted in Creatures, Holidays, Humor
Tagged Broken Tree, Cats and Christmas Trees, Christmas Humor, Christmas Tree, Ornaments, Problems
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Chat With the Dog
Before I begin, I would like to say that you are, for the most part, a good pet. However, there are a few matters that need to be discussed regarding the holiday this year. I hope you will pay attention … Continue reading
Beetle Mania
“We are infested with ladybugs, thousands, all over the house outside, coming in through every crack!” It was a text message from my daughter. Naturally, it was at a time when I was so busy at the office I could … Continue reading
Posted in Creatures, Environment, Humor
Tagged Aphids, Bugs, Exterminator, Halloween beetles, Insects, Japanese beetles, Ladybugs, Luck, Orange ladybugs, Swarms
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Hamster Dance
Ever since he was been old enough to walk, my grandson has wanted a hamster. He was drawn to the hamster cages in pet stores like a moth to the light. We had to pry him loose with promises. “When … Continue reading
Posted in Creatures, Family, Humor
Tagged Animal, children, Critters, Escape artists, Grandson, Hamsters, Mammal, Pets, Rodent, Small animals
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The Walking Horses
Several years ago we decided to go to Shelbyville to see the Tennessee Walking Horse National Celebration. Just like country music stars, these horses have their own award shows, and a following of enthusiasts, most of who drive campers and … Continue reading
Posted in Creatures, Entertainment, Humor
Tagged Animal Abuse, animals, Horse Gait, Horse Show, Horses, Shelbyville TN, Soring, Tennessee Events, Traditions, Walking Horse Celebration, Walking Horses
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Invisible Cat
Whoever said, “Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned.” was incorrect. Hell hath no fury like a cat that has to visit the veterinarian. This cliché was clearly demonstrated to me last week. I was sitting at my computer … Continue reading
Posted in Creatures, Humor
Tagged angry cat, animal behavior, animal panic, cat from hell, cats, medical checkup, Pets, veterinarian, yearly physical exam
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