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Category Archives: Creatures
Welcome Home
At first our new dog was a bit skittish. Having a home and being around people was all new to him. He had lived his life in a kennel, and was not accustomed to life as a pet. He was … Continue reading
The Empty Home
“I’ve never been without a pet,” he said. Honey was so depressed. He had secretly emailed the breeder where we bought Dixie to see if she was still in business. She was and had a new litter due this month. … Continue reading
I Don’t Want a Dog!
“I don’t want a dog,” I told Honey. Our dog has died after a difficult episode of seizures. She was 14 years old, living with us since she was 8 weeks old. It broke my heart when she passed. Those … Continue reading
I Hate Mosquitoes
I hate mosquitoes! I suppose they are not especially popular with other folks either, but some of us are a particularly delicious to the little beasties. Right now I am going crazy from a red bug bite on the back … Continue reading
The Runaway
“They hate me around here,” said Misty the Cat. “I am going to run away from home. They will be sorry for not feeding me Fancy Feast.” It was not long after that that Misty’s human opened the door to … Continue reading
Posted in Creatures, Humor
Tagged animals, cats, felines, Kitty, Lost Cat, Pets, running away
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Memo from Frisky to All Cats
MEMO TO: All Cats FROM: Frisky, Feline Escape Artist, Extraordinaire SUBJECT: Life on the Outside It has come to my attention that many house cats are content with staying inside and do not know how to escape the constrictive nature … Continue reading
Posted in Creatures, Humor
Tagged cats, Escape, house cats, How to, Instructions, Outside
4 Comments
The Security Blanket
Blue Bear is a well-chewed toy that belongs to our dog, Dixie. It was never intended to be a dog toy; it was created as a toy for a child. The dog doesn’t care. In spite of many other toys … Continue reading
Posted in Creatures, Humor
Tagged Blanky, Dog toys, Linus, Object of affection, Peanuts, Pet dog, Stuffed toy, Teddy Bear
7 Comments
Vacation from Hell – Part 2
On Tuesday Dixie Dog was sick and I spent the entire day taking her outside to pee and poop and throw up. I was running out of the napkins left from carryout food and was using up the box of … Continue reading
Posted in Creatures, Humor, Travel
Tagged Bridge Conference, Cheap motels, Doggy do, GrubHub, InstaCart, Online food ordering, Sick dog, UberEats, Walk the dog
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Your So-called Vacation
EMAIL From: Dixie DogTO: DaddySUBJECT: Your so-called vacation I hope you are having a good time on your vacation without me. I’m here at home right where you left me, all alone with nobody to take me for a walk. … Continue reading
Posted in Creatures, Humor, Travel
Tagged bad behavior, dog sitters, dogs, Pets, runaway dog, Separation anxiety, vacations
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Test-Tube Lobsters
While not especially humorous, the lobster industry was an interesting aspect of a trip to Maine and I want to share it with readers. I found out more than I ever wanted to know about lobsters in Maine. They are … Continue reading
Posted in Creatures, Education, Humor
Tagged Breeding of lobsters, Catching lobsters, Fishing, Food, Lobster hatchery, Lobster industry, Maine, Seafood, Shellfish
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