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Category Archives: Creatures
The Security Blanket
Blue Bear is a well-chewed toy that belongs to our dog, Dixie. It was never intended to be a dog toy; it was created as a toy for a child. The dog doesn’t care. In spite of many other toys … Continue reading
Posted in Creatures, Humor
Tagged Blanky, Dog toys, Linus, Object of affection, Peanuts, Pet dog, Stuffed toy, Teddy Bear
7 Comments
Vacation from Hell – Part 2
On Tuesday Dixie Dog was sick and I spent the entire day taking her outside to pee and poop and throw up. I was running out of the napkins left from carryout food and was using up the box of … Continue reading
Posted in Creatures, Humor, Travel
Tagged Bridge Conference, Cheap motels, Doggy do, GrubHub, InstaCart, Online food ordering, Sick dog, UberEats, Walk the dog
4 Comments
Your So-called Vacation
EMAIL From: Dixie DogTO: DaddySUBJECT: Your so-called vacation I hope you are having a good time on your vacation without me. I’m here at home right where you left me, all alone with nobody to take me for a walk. … Continue reading
Posted in Creatures, Humor, Travel
Tagged bad behavior, dog sitters, dogs, Pets, runaway dog, Separation anxiety, vacations
2 Comments
Test-Tube Lobsters
While not especially humorous, the lobster industry was an interesting aspect of a trip to Maine and I want to share it with readers. I found out more than I ever wanted to know about lobsters in Maine. They are … Continue reading
Posted in Creatures, Education, Humor
Tagged Breeding of lobsters, Catching lobsters, Fishing, Food, Lobster hatchery, Lobster industry, Maine, Seafood, Shellfish
2 Comments
Marge’s Valentine
One day she didn’t show up for work, which wasn’t like Marge. Upon checking, they found that Marge had passed away quietly at home, sitting in a chair, alone except for her pets. Marge was a somewhat unusual person. Single … Continue reading
Posted in Creatures, Friends, Humor
Tagged Animal Rights, Blessing of the Animals, dogs, Memorial service, Pets, Tattoo, Tribute
6 Comments
Pet Play
We have four pets, five if you count the fish. While I am away at work, the animals conspire with each other to think of ways to make me crazy. “I’ll chew the legs on the table,” says the dog … Continue reading
Posted in Creatures, Humor
Tagged broken vase, cats, chewed furniture, clawing furiture, dogs, Fish, Footprints, pawprints, tracking kitty litter, trash turned over
2 Comments
The Year of the Locust
This has been the year of the cicada in parts of the U.S. Cicadas have invaded like – well, like a plague of locusts from the Bible. Cicadas are sometimes called locusts, although, as I understand it, a true locust … Continue reading
Posted in Creatures, Humor
Tagged 17 year cicadas, Brood X, Bugs, Cicada, Grasshopper, Insects, Locust, Plague
8 Comments
The Only Good Bug is a Dead Bug
Spring is here. Flowers are blooming, leaves are sprouting, and grass is growing. Oh, the freshness of it all. I love it — except for one thing – bugs. Insects are everywhere. I know some of them are harmless. Others … Continue reading
Posted in Creatures, Humor
Tagged Bagworms, Bees, Bugs, Caterpillars, Chiggers, Critters, Flies, Insects, Mosquitoes, Ticks, Wasps
5 Comments
The Dog Ate Saran Wrap
Gizmo is really a good dog most of the time. He’s a 15 years old Sheltie who long ago outlived most of the other dogs of his breed. He spends most of his days napping and dreaming. His arthritis prevents … Continue reading
Posted in Creatures, Humor
Tagged dogs, Moocher, Pets, Plastic wrap, Sheltie, Sick dog, Swallowing objects, veterinarian
12 Comments
The Somalia Pirate Dog
When Obama was in the White House, he had a pet dog called a Portuguese Water Dog. Joe Biden also has his eye on a pet dog. It is an unusual dog known as a Somalia Pirate Dog. The new … Continue reading
Posted in Creatures, Humor, News & Current Events
Tagged dogs, Mongrel, Pets, pirates, Portuguese Water Dog, satire, underdog, White House
5 Comments