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- The Life of a Cat: Setting the Record Straight
- Adopting a Wildcat: Two Weeks from Hell
- The Journey of Adopting a Cat
- My Ongoing Battle with Household Mice
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The Life of a Cat: Setting the Record Straight
MEMO: To Whom It May Concern FROM: Shadow, The Cat SUBJECT: The Life of a Cat It has come to my attention that I am being called several malicious names and subjected to false accusations. I hope to set the … Continue reading
Adopting a Wildcat: Two Weeks from Hell
I wanted a cat and I got one. I named him Shadow but should have named him Satan. He is a holy terror, a wildcat, part panther, I think. “He will settle down,” everyone says. It has been two weeks … Continue reading
Posted in Creatures, Rants
Tagged animals, cat, cats, dogs, Pet adoption, Pet behavior problems, Pets
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The Journey of Adopting a Cat
I said I was getting out of the cat business when my former cats both died in the same year. Cats scratch up the furniture. They shed on everything. They cost a fortune in food and vet bills. Then, they … Continue reading
Ed the Zebra’s Wild Adventure
Zebras are not simply horses with stripes as our local community found out last week. Ed the Zebra jumped a fence and escaped from his owner’s Tennessee farm only one day after arriving. Ed’s owner had intended him to be … Continue reading
Welcome Home
At first our new dog was a bit skittish. Having a home and being around people was all new to him. He had lived his life in a kennel, and was not accustomed to life as a pet. He was … Continue reading
The Empty Home
“I’ve never been without a pet,” he said. Honey was so depressed. He had secretly emailed the breeder where we bought Dixie to see if she was still in business. She was and had a new litter due this month. … Continue reading
I Don’t Want a Dog!
“I don’t want a dog,” I told Honey. Our dog has died after a difficult episode of seizures. She was 14 years old, living with us since she was 8 weeks old. It broke my heart when she passed. Those … Continue reading
The Runaway
“They hate me around here,” said Misty the Cat. “I am going to run away from home. They will be sorry for not feeding me Fancy Feast.” It was not long after that that Misty’s human opened the door to … Continue reading
Posted in Creatures, Humor
Tagged animals, cats, felines, Kitty, Lost Cat, Pets, running away
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The Walking Horses
Several years ago we decided to go to Shelbyville to see the Tennessee Walking Horse National Celebration. Just like country music stars, these horses have their own award shows, and a following of enthusiasts, most of who drive campers and … Continue reading
Posted in Creatures, Entertainment, Humor
Tagged Animal Abuse, animals, Horse Gait, Horse Show, Horses, Shelbyville TN, Soring, Tennessee Events, Traditions, Walking Horse Celebration, Walking Horses
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Dog for Sale
I had one dog too many at my house. I love dogs, but when my daughter and her two pets came to live with me, we discovered that three dogs and a cat were too many animals. We had dogs … Continue reading
Posted in Creatures, Humor
Tagged animals, Compaionship, Dog Breeds, dogs, Intelligent Animals, Pets, Re-Home, Sheep Herding Dog, Sheltie, Shetland Sheep Dog, Want Ads
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