Monthly Archives: September 2016

In Tribute – 9/11

Posted on September 11, 2016 by Sheila Moss

After the tragic events in New York, Washington, and Pennsylvania on 9/11/2001, my column was suspended and replaced by this non-humor tribute written during the day of terror. In Tribute The world changed today. In a city far away planes … Continue reading →

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Climbing Dunn River Falls

Posted on September 10, 2016 by Sheila Moss

I will never forget the last time I was in Jamaica. Yeah, it’s true – nobody believes me – but I’ve actually been there. I can hardly contain my enthusiasm at the thought of going back. Is that the Caribbean Island … Continue reading →

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Graceland

Posted on September 9, 2016 by Sheila Moss

“I’m tired of staying home all the time,” I proclaimed.  “I wanna do something this weekend.” “Well, what do you want to do?” “I want to go to Memphis and see Graceland,” I said.  “I’ve never been there.”  I was … Continue reading →

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The Ten-Hour Oil Change

Posted on September 8, 2016 by Sheila Moss

Drat! Just my luck! Getting ready to go out of town and the odometer in my car is on that 15,000 mile mark that means it’s time to change the oil. I’ve got a million other better things to do. … Continue reading →

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Greetings from the Holiday Inn

Posted on September 7, 2016 by Sheila Moss

Greetings from the Holiday Inn: We at Holiday Inn appreciate the business you gave us with your recent First Annual Humorists Convention; however, there are still a few unfinished items regarding your accommodations that need to be attended to: First: We … Continue reading →

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If It Looks Like a Duck…

Posted on September 6, 2016 by Sheila Moss

If It Looks Like a Duck and Quacks Like a Duck… Dear Duck Adventure Tour Company: This letter is in regard to the recent exciting Duck Adventure Tour our tour group took with your company. I’ll be the first to … Continue reading →

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Are You Too Old for Theme Parks?

Posted on September 3, 2016 by Sheila Moss

Take the Quiz Do they give you the senior citizen discount without checking your ID? Do you detest your hair and clothes getting wet? Would you like the rides better if they ran them in slow motion? Would you rather … Continue reading →

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See Ya Later, Alligator!

Posted on September 2, 2016 by Sheila Moss

I’ve been watching the weather channel again and have come to a basic conclusion: People who live in Florida need to get out – permanently. That entire state is a storm magnet. What possesses people to live in a place … Continue reading →

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15 Minutes of Fame

Posted on September 1, 2016 by Sheila Moss

I was famous for a week.  Bet you didn’t even know, did you?  Ah, it’s true then what they say about fame being fleeting?  It all started when I wrote a pretty good column – at least it was to me.  Of … Continue reading →

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