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Category Archives: Automotive
I Know a Shortcut
It has sometimes been said that men get lost because they refuse to stop and ask for directions. However, the GPS and directions from a cell phone have now made it possible for men to avoid the embarrassment of asking … Continue reading
Posted in Automotive, Humor, Travel
Tagged Directions, Exits, GPS, Red lights, Roads, Streets, Turns
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Message from the Car
Dear Vehicle Owner: I think it is about time that we get a few things clear, and I don’t mean my windshield. I am not satisfied with the way you are treating me. First of all, you are driving me … Continue reading
Posted in Automotive, Humor
Tagged automobiles, Car maintenance, cars, Junk cars, Road service, Road Trips, Tires, Vehicles
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The Seventy Year Old Car
Clackity, clackity, clackity. “What is that noise?” I wondered. No, the left-turn signal was not on this time. I could not tell where the sound was coming from. When the car stopped, the noise stopped too. “It will probably go away,” … Continue reading
Posted in Automotive, Humor
Tagged automobiles, automotive humor, car problems, car repair, cars, old cars
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Green Wheels
My car is now running on pure nitrogen. Not in the fuel tank — they haven’t perfected that yet. I have nitrogen in my tires. Apparently, the technology has been around a while, but I didn’t know about it until … Continue reading
Posted in Automotive, Humor
Tagged automobiles, cars, Environment, Mileage, Molecules, Nitrogen, Tire pressure, Tires
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Chariot of Fire
It started out to be a commute home from work like any other day. Rush hour is never a pleasant experience. Everybody wants to get home as fast as they can, it seems, and they don’t really want anything getting … Continue reading
Posted in Automotive, Humor, Travel
Tagged AAA, Breakdown, emergency vehicles, Flat tire, Highway emergency, Road service, Roadside Assistance, TN DOT, traffic
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Hate Mail to I-24
Dear I-24, I know it is probably a shock to find out that not everyone likes the Interstate Highway system, but some of us are getting sick of your consistently bad behavior. I hate your dark asphalt and your multiple … Continue reading
Posted in Automotive, Humor, Rants, Travel
Tagged Billboards, Fast lane, Freeways, Highways, Interchanges, Interstates, Road construction, Traffic jams
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Letter to the Car
Dear Car, Can we talk? You and I need to have a little discussion. You seem to be having a lot of problems lately. Is there something wrong that I don’t know about? Every time I turn around, you seem … Continue reading
Posted in Automotive, Humor
Tagged alignment, automobiles, car problems, car wash, Life in fast lane, mechanical problems, oil and filter, transmission, turn signal
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Gas Shortage in Southeast US
Previously published 2008-2016. Here we go again, folks. βAn oil pipeline outage and fear of a gas shortage in Middle Tennessee,β media reported. Everyone was urged to maintain normal driving and fuel purchases to prevent unavailability. PANIC! Immediately phones started … Continue reading
Posted in Automotive, Humor, News & Current Events
Tagged Don't panic, Fill up tank, Gas panic, Gas shortage, Just in case, Motorists, Oil shortage, Panic
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Juggling Cars
I don’t know how I get myself in such a ridiculous situations, but I guess you could say I have a knack for it. What started out as a normal day, if there is such a thing in my life, … Continue reading
Posted in Automotive, Humor, Travel
Tagged car problems, car repair, Out of gas, Rush Hour, Stranded, traffic
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