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Message from the Car
Dear Vehicle Owner: I think it is about time that we get a few things clear, and I don’t mean my windshield. I am not satisfied with the way you are treating me. First of all, you are driving me … Continue reading
Posted in Automotive, Humor
Tagged automobiles, Car maintenance, cars, Junk cars, Road service, Road Trips, Tires, Vehicles
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The Seventy Year Old Car
Clackity, clackity, clackity. “What is that noise?” I wondered. No, the left-turn signal was not on this time. I could not tell where the sound was coming from. When the car stopped, the noise stopped too. “It will probably go away,” … Continue reading
Posted in Automotive, Humor
Tagged automobiles, automotive humor, car problems, car repair, cars, old cars
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Green Wheels
My car is now running on pure nitrogen. Not in the fuel tank — they haven’t perfected that yet. I have nitrogen in my tires. Apparently, the technology has been around a while, but I didn’t know about it until … Continue reading
Posted in Automotive, Humor
Tagged automobiles, cars, Environment, Mileage, Molecules, Nitrogen, Tire pressure, Tires
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A Cool Grandma
I am cool, ya’ll. Yes, I may be a grandma, and I may have bad knees, but I am still cool, especially when I drive my Corvette. When you drive a sports car, everybody notices you, and everybody thinks you … Continue reading
Posted in Automotive, Humor
Tagged automobiles, Bad knees, cars, Cool cars, Corvette, Fast cars, Fast lane, Life in fastlane, Off my rocker, Sports cars, Vette
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A Star Lady is Hiding in the Car
Some time ago, I wrote a column about GPS, the global positioning system in cars. It’s a navigation system that can help you find your way from point to point by using an electronic mapping system – to explain for … Continue reading
Posted in Automotive, Humor, Technology
Tagged Car Accessories, cars, Emergencies, Emergency System, Future, GPS, One Star, Standard Equipment
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New Car or New Toy?
There is no point in arguing with a man when he gets that “I-want-a-new-car” gleam in his eye. My man got that gleam in his eye nearly two months ago. By now, it is no longer a gleam, but more … Continue reading
Posted in Automotive, Humor
Tagged auto, cars, DVD Player, GPS, Mileage, New Car, Recalculating, repairs
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Dust of an Unlucky Moon
I don’t know if she was born in the dust of an unlucky moon, sneezed at the wrong time, or was under the rug when God passed out the good luck genes. Bad luck seems to follow my daughter around … Continue reading
Posted in Automotive, Humor
Tagged bad luck, car repair, cars, Good Luck, Road service, Tow truck, traffic
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Dream Car
Age 16 – I wanted a sports car. I had my driver’s license and all teens want wheels. I sat on the steps and watched a friend drive by with a low, sleek, sports car. That was my dream! Instead, … Continue reading
Posted in Automotive, Humor
Tagged automobiles, cars, Chevrolet, Clunker, Ford, Oldsboro, Pickup Truck, Sports cars, Station Wagon, SUV, Transportation, Wheels
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The Accident
“Hello, Mom?” I was at work and it was my daughter calling. I had to put another call on hold to answer. “Hold on for a minute.” “Mom, I can’t, it’s an emergency!” “Just a minute, I’ll be right back.” … Continue reading
Posted in Automotive, Family, Humor
Tagged Advice, Bad day, bad luck, cars, Collision, Crash, Daughter, Family emergencies, Travel, Wrecks
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The Wrong Turn
It isn’t every day that a writer has a story land practically right in their lap, but that is exactly what happened to me. It was a rather nice late August day, not as humid as your average summer day … Continue reading
Posted in Automotive, Humor
Tagged Accidents, automobiles, Bad drivers, cars, Crashes, Eyewitness traffic, Mishaps, Parks, Security, Tow truck, traffic, Vehicles, Wrecks
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