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Tag Archives: Snow
The White Stuff
It snowed today. It’s January; there’s supposed to be snow in the winter, isn’t there? That’s the way it always works with the four seasons. But you don’t understand. It snowed in Nashville. We have seasons here, and we have … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Weather
Tagged Blizzard, Driving in snow, Panic, School closings, Snow, Southern snow, Stranded in snow, Traffic jams, Weather prediction, Weatherman
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Bombogeneses
The rest of the country can only look on in wonder as the Northeast panics over a snow storm. “Aren’t they used to snow?” We wonder. It snows there all the time. Do a few extra inches really make much … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Weather
Tagged Blizzard, Bomb Cyclone, Bombogenesis, Grayson, Noreaster, Reporters, Snow, Snow plows, Snowmeggedon, State of Emergency, Storm, Wind, Winter
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Baby, It’s Cold Outside
The North Pole seems to have moved south for the winter and we are shivering like castaways with hypothermia. Parking lots have become … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Weather
Tagged AAA, Accidents, cold, Cold weather advice, Frozen pipes, Ice melt, Icy streets, Slip and fall, Snow, Tow truck, Traffic jam, Weather, Weather report
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Did the Grinch Steal Winter?
So, what’s with this crazy weather we’re having? It’s suppose to be winter around here, but I guess Mother Nature didn’t get the word. People are wearing their Bermuda shorts. Somehow it just doesn’t seem like much like December. Fall came … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Weather
Tagged Climate, El Nino, Four seasons, Global warming, Ozone hole, Polo vortex, Seasonal, Snow, Warm weather, Weather complaint, Weather conditions, Winter
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The “S” Word
The official snowflake has fallen. Winter is here! People in the city all rush to the windows to see. Skyscrapers lean under their weight. “Is it?” “I think it is!” “Yes! It’s a snowflake!” Magnifying glasses are brought out as … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Weather
Tagged Just in case, No snow, Predicting weather, S word, School closings, Snow, Snow shovels, Snowfall, Snowflake, Snowy roads, Stock up, Storm warnings, Winter
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A Christmas Weather Forecast
The following is a Special Weather Statement issued for the Christmas Holiday Season: December is expected to bring above normal levels of stress in both northern and southern areas of the country. Shoppers are expected to move into the region … Continue reading
Posted in Holidays, Humor, Weather
Tagged Blizzards, Christmas, Christmas trees, December, Decorations, Flurries, Icicles, Shopping centers, Snow, Storms, Temperature, Weather
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Merry Perfect Christmas
December 1 Christmas is coming! I’m excited! I can hardly wait to get started with the decorating! I wonder if we will have a White Christmas this year? Wouldn’t that be great? December 7 Put up the Christmas tree. Get … Continue reading
Posted in Holidays, Humor, Shopping
Tagged Christmas, Christmas Tree, December 25, Gifts, Non-perfect Christmas, Office party, Ornaments, out of stock, Parking lot, Santa, Shopping, Snow
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