Tag Archives: Snow

Snowed In

Posted on February 21, 2021 by Sheila Moss

The weather people promised us 5 to 6 inches of snow. It wasn’t as if we didn’t know. But we so seldom get snow that we don’t really believe until we see it falling from the sky. Along with snow, … Continue reading →

Posted in Humor, Weather | Tagged Cabin fever, Ice Quake, Icy roads, Icy streets, Shrinking house, Snow, Weather conditions, Weather predictions, Weather warnings | Leave a comment

Could That Be Snow?

Posted on February 18, 2021 by Sheila Moss

“Severe weather warning” barked the TV. Beep, beep, beep, the weather warning rolled across the bottom of the screen, four to six inches of snow. I ignored it. That’s what they said last time. Nothing happened – nada. In the … Continue reading →

Posted in Humor, Southern Humor, Weather | Tagged Cold front, Cold Weather, Driving in snow, Pictures of snow, Snow, Snow in South, Snow woman, Snowy roads, Weather warnings | Leave a comment

Severe Winter Weather Bulletin

Posted on February 6, 2021 by Sheila Moss

As Issued by The National Weather Service … LIGHT SNOW TODAY THEN AN ARCTIC BLAST LATE TONIGHT… AN ARTIC BLAST IS SIMILAR TO SONIC BLAST BUT DOES NOT COME IN FOUR FLAVORS… GET YOUR MAGNIFYING GLASS READY TO LOOK FOR … Continue reading →

Posted in Humor, Weather | Tagged Ice, National Weather Service, Road conditions, Snow, Weather conditions, Weather Humor, Weather predictions, Weather report, Weather warnings, Wind chill, Winter weather | 4 Comments

Invisible Snow

Posted on February 26, 2020 by Sheila Moss

Wow, just look at all the snow! The city must be buried. I knew there would be snow. The weatherman said so, 1 to 2 inches, the biggest snowfall of the season so far. I knew that it would snow. … Continue reading →

Posted in Humor, Weather | Tagged Brine, Icy roads, Snow, Snow panic, Snowmen, Weather predictions, Weather warnings | 3 Comments

The White Stuff

Posted on January 19, 2018 by Sheila Moss

It snowed today. It’s January; there’s supposed to be snow in the winter, isn’t there? That’s the way it always works with the four seasons. But you don’t understand. It snowed in Nashville. We have seasons here, and we have … Continue reading →

Posted in Humor, Weather | Tagged Blizzard, Driving in snow, Panic, School closings, Snow, Southern snow, Stranded in snow, Traffic jams, Weather prediction, Weatherman | 2 Comments

Bombogeneses

Posted on January 4, 2018 by Sheila Moss

The rest of the country can only look on in wonder as the Northeast panics over a snow storm. “Aren’t they used to snow?” We wonder. It snows there all the time. Do a few extra inches really make much … Continue reading →

Posted in Humor, Weather | Tagged Blizzard, Bomb Cyclone, Bombogenesis, Grayson, Noreaster, Reporters, Snow, Snow plows, Snowmeggedon, State of Emergency, Storm, Wind, Winter | 4 Comments

Baby, It’s Cold Outside

Posted on January 1, 2018 by Sheila Moss

The North Pole seems to have moved south for the winter and we are shivering like castaways with hypothermia. Parking lots have become … Continue reading →

Posted in Humor, Weather | Tagged AAA, Accidents, cold, Cold weather advice, Frozen pipes, Ice melt, Icy streets, Slip and fall, Snow, Tow truck, Traffic jam, Weather, Weather report | 6 Comments

Did the Grinch Steal Winter?

Posted on January 23, 2017 by Sheila Moss

So, what’s with this crazy weather we’re having? It’s suppose to be winter around here, but I guess Mother Nature didn’t get the word. People are wearing their Bermuda shorts. Somehow it just doesn’t seem like much like December. Fall came … Continue reading →

Posted in Humor, Weather | Tagged Climate, El Nino, Four seasons, Global warming, Ozone hole, Polo vortex, Seasonal, Snow, Warm weather, Weather complaint, Weather conditions, Winter | 5 Comments

The “S” Word

Posted on January 6, 2017 by Sheila Moss

The official snowflake has fallen. Winter is here! People in the city all rush to the windows to see. Skyscrapers lean under their weight. “Is it?” “I think it is!” “Yes! It’s a snowflake!” Magnifying glasses are brought out as … Continue reading →

Posted in Humor, Weather | Tagged Just in case, No snow, Predicting weather, S word, School closings, Snow, Snow shovels, Snowfall, Snowflake, Snowy roads, Stock up, Storm warnings, Winter | 7 Comments

A Christmas Weather Forecast

Posted on December 8, 2016 by Sheila Moss

The following is a Special Weather Statement issued for the Christmas Holiday Season: December is expected to bring above normal levels of stress in both northern and southern areas of the country. Shoppers are expected to move into the region … Continue reading →