Are You Ready for a Red Corvette?

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Since the first Corvette rolled off the assembly line in 1953, it has starred in TV shows, such as “Route 66,” received mention in songs (Beach Boys, Jan & Dean, Prince) and is glorified in it’s very own museum. It has become a legend as the only American sports car, with a large following of enthusiastic owners and fans.

Take the True/False Quiz to Determine Your Level of Readiness for a Vette

T/ F – Life in the fast lane is the only way to travel.

T/ F – My driver’s license has no points against it – yet.

T/ F – I can tolerate the wind in my face and the highway patrol on my rear end.

T/ F – The speed limit should be raised to 180 mph.

T/ F – Being an adult is no reason to stop playing with hot wheels.

T /F – I like the idea of having no back seat drivers.

T/ F – I like getting yelled at, whistled at, waved at and honked at.

T/F – I like it even better if I haven’t left my coffee cup on the roof.

T /F – I refuse to park where my doors might get pinged.

T/ F – I frequently practice “creative parking”.

T/ F – The roar of the motor sounds better than the radio.

T/F – Low bucket seats don’t give me leg cramps or a backache.

T/F – I love planning activities and outings that my car will enjoy.

T/F – I’m willing to measure the height of speed bumps to see if I can get over them.

T/F – I’m offended by a challenge from a Porsche.

T/F – When caught speeding, I’m willing to tell a traffic cop “It was worth it!”

T/F – I’ve bottomed out on a steep driveway without swearing out loud.

T/F – I know the meaning of 0-60 in 4.8 or I would like to learn.

T/F – I’d be willing to lose my virginity, or my fear of flying in an automobile.

T/F – Time can be measured as BC and AD (Before Corvette and After Deal)

T/F – The generation gap is smaller in a Corvette than any place else on earth.

T/F – I know the one and only answer to “How you like your Vette?”.

T/F – I love driving an ego car with a vanity license plate.

T/F – I’m experiencing a mid life crisis.

* * * * *

23+ True – Mid-life crisis ready to happen. You’re speeding in the fast lane.

15-20 True – You’ve got “The Fever” – Kiss your bank account good-bye and close the generation gap before it’s too late.

5-15 True – Senility is closing in. Consider an SUV. Then get out of the way and eat our smoke.

1-5 True – Hopeless – Stick with the old clunker and affordable insurance rates. Hot cars are not your forte’.

 

Let me know your score. Sorry, I can’t supply a Corvette if you got them all right; however, I’m sure your local dealership will be more than happy to help you out.

©2003

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About Sheila Moss

My stories are about daily life and the funny things that happen to all of us. My columns have been published in numerous newspapers, magazines, anthologies, and websites.
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6 Responses to Are You Ready for a Red Corvette?

  1. I scored 5-15 True — I guess I’m not ready!

    Liked by 1 person

  2. George says:

    You want me to play without the promise of a new (okay, used) red corvette? Not even the possibility of winning one?.,)

    Liked by 1 person

  3. energywriter says:

    I had to get a bucket to catch my drools while looking at the photo. I’m in the 15-20 zone. Always wanted one. Bank account keeps saying no. I used to date a guy with a red t-top ‘vette. I had to beg for a ride in it. I guess he didn’t want to let the peasants share the pleasure. sd

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