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The New Computer System

Our office is getting a new computer system. Those responsible, called “The Team,” are so proud of it you’d think they created a new solar system — in six days instead of seven. There hasn’t been so much hoop-la about … Continue reading

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Defeated by a Scanner

When do you say enough is enough? I have just about been “done in” by technology.  Attempting to add a scanner to my PC, I had high hopes and bright ideas of all the wonderful things I would be able … Continue reading

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The Laws for Offices

It occurred to me when the computer was down, the phone ringing off the hook, and I was trying to send a FAX that wouldn’t go through, that there must unseen forces governing offices and creating laws of probability to … Continue reading

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SpamWham™ Activation Notice

Dear Customer: You are receiving this notice as part of our continuing effort to fight unsolicited commercial email, commonly known as SPAM. Using SpamWham! ™, an innovative new computer technology recently developed, we are now able to automatically wham SPAM. … Continue reading

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