On the first day of Christmas, my Help Desk gave to me…
A BRAND NEW USER I.D.

On the second day of Christmas, my Help Desk gave to me
TWO SIGN-IN FORMS,
And a BRAND NEW User I.D.

On the third day of Christmas, my Help Desk gave to me
THREE VIRUS SCANS,
Two sign-in forms,
And a BRAND NEW User I.D.

On the fourth day of Christmas, my Help Desk gave to me
FOUR PRINTERS JAMMED,
Three virus scans,
Two sign-in forms,
And a BRAND NEW User I.D.

On the fifth day of Christmas, my Help Desk gave to me
FIVE NEW PASSWORDS,
Four printers jammed,
Three virus scans,
Two sign-in forms,
And a BRAND NEW User I.D.

On the sixth day of Christmas, my Help Desk gave to me
SIX EMAILS BOUNCING,
Five new passwords,
Four printers jammed,
Three virus scans,
Two sign-in forms,
And a BRAND NEW User I.D.

On the seventh day of Christmas, my Help Desk gave to me
SEVEN PROGRAMS LOADING,
Six emails bouncing,
Five new passwords,
Four printers jammed,
Three virus scans,
Two sign-in forms,
And a BRAND NEW User I.D.

On the eighth day of Christmas, my Help Desk gave to me
EIGHT WINDOWS FROZEN,
Seven programs loading,
Six emails bouncing,
Five new passwords,
Four printers jammed,
Three virus scans,
Two sign-in forms,
And a BRAND NEW User I.D.

On the ninth day of Christmas, my Help Desk gave to me
NINE CRITICAL DOWNLOADS,
Eight windows frozen,
Seven Programs Loading,
Six emails bouncing,
Five new passwords,
Four printers jammed,
Three virus scans,
Two sign-in forms,
And a BRAND NEW User I.D.

On the tenth day of Christmas, my Help Desk gave to me
TEN UPDATES PENDING.
Nine critical downloads,
Eight windows frozen,
Seven programs loading,
Six emails bouncing,
Five new passwords,
Four printers jammed,
Three virus scans,
Two sign-in forms,
And a BRAND NEW User I.D.

On the eleventh day of Christmas, my Help Desk gave to me
ELEVEN SERVER WARNINGS,
Ten updates pending,
Nine critical downloads,
Eight windows frozen,
Seven programs loading,
Six emails bouncing,
Five new passwords,
Four printers jammed,
Three virus scans,
Two sign-in forms,
And a BRAND NEW User I.D.

On the twelfth day of Christmas, my Help Desk gave to me
TWELVE PROGRAMS CRASHING,
Eleven server warnings,
Ten updates pending,
Nine critical downloads,
Eight windows frozen,
Seven programs loading,
Six emails bouncing,
Five new passwords,
Four printers jammed,
Three virus scans,
Two sign-in forms
And a REVOKED User I.D.

Copyright 2002 Sheila Moss