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Author Archives: Sheila Moss
Bouncy, Bouncy
Life is one painful day after another, or actually one painful night after another. I am unable to sleep more than a few hours at a time and have to keep the head of the bed raised to sleep at … Continue reading
Posted in Health, Humor, Rants
Tagged Alexa, broken shoulder, Doctors, Humerus, Orthopedic surgery, Referrals
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Still sick, so what’s new?
Still in recovery from a broken shoulder, I’ve been doing a bit better for the last few days. Right now I am still weak. I haven’t been eating much, mostly soup, so that may be part of it. The house … Continue reading
Posted in Health, Humor
Tagged Accomplishments, Alexa, broken shoulder, caregiving, chores, House cleaning, sickness
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A Broken Bone
I always thought the Amish were peaceful people, but apparently not because my Amish rocker, my beloved Amish rocker, turned over with me in the living room and body slammed me to the floor. My arm was broken. I guess … Continue reading
Posted in Health, Humor
Tagged broken arm, broken shoulder, ER, Hospitals, Pain, paramedics
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The Crud-That-Has-No-Name
What is this stuff going around that is making people so sick? Whatever it is, it is very contagious. First my son was coughing, and then my honey started. I knew it was only a matter of time. I tried … Continue reading
Message from the Car
Dear Vehicle Owner: I think it is about time that we get a few things clear, and I don’t mean my windshield. I am not satisfied with the way you are treating me. First of all, you are driving me … Continue reading
Posted in Automotive, Humor
Tagged automobiles, Car maintenance, cars, Junk cars, Road service, Road Trips, Tires, Vehicles
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Casual Dining
We’ve been invited to eat out tonight,” said Honey. “Okay,” I replied, thinking of all the things I had planned to do when I got off work. Plus, it had been a stressful week of reports, deadlines, and demanding assignments. … Continue reading
Posted in Entertainment, Humor
Tagged Beer, Eating out, Hooters, Patio, Rednecks, Restaurant, Wings
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How to Burn Down the House
[Life is, shall we say, “interesting” at my house. In this little scenario, I am the mentioned mom. The narrator is almost anyone else in the house.] Burning down the house seems to be more of a potential possibility at … Continue reading
Posted in Food, Humor, Rants
Tagged Accidents, cooking, Fire hazzards, Home accidents, Teenagers
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I Am Old
I am old. I have fought the good fight for eternal youth, but sooner or later the clock catches up. My wrinkle cream no longer works except to moisturize my drying skin. My cosmetic surgery has begun to slide. Celebrities … Continue reading
Posted in Health, Humor, Rants
Tagged Arthritis, Elderly, Homebody, Long life, old age, Retired, Rocking chair, Silver roots, wrinkles
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The Two Table Tangle
I won the prize for bad restaurant customers tonight. It was not intentional, honestly. It just sort of happened. The parking lot was crowded, so Honey dropped me off at the door while he looked for a parking space. He … Continue reading
The Last Telephone
Have you have you bought a landline phone lately? It just isn’t done. Phones come in sets — two phones, three phones, four phones, or even five phones. People thought they had to have a phone for every room. Now, they … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Shopping, Technology
Tagged Big box stores, cell phones, electronics, Landlines, Obsoletion, Phones, Smart phones
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