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Tag Archives: grocery store
Police Scanner Blues
Hum, I thought, as I checked out free apps on iTunes. I was looking at one called “Police Scanner.” That sounds interesting. So, I touched the download button and soon it was on my iPhone. I tried to tune in … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Technology
Tagged cell phone apps, crimes in progress, grocery store, police codes, Scanner, supermarket sabatoge
6 Comments
The Orange Juice Caper
Some things are so small, so trivial that they are not worth getting upset about. But some people do not realize that. Some people get upset at the smallest hint of provocation. “We are out of orange juice again.” says … Continue reading
Posted in Food, Humor, Shopping
Tagged Cashier, Customer Service, grocery store, juice, Lottery, Publix
5 Comments
The Sandwich
How complicated can a sandwich be? The act of buying a sandwich has become so difficult that it almost isn’t worth the trouble. The other day I decided to have sandwiches instead of supper. It would only take a few minutes … Continue reading
Posted in Food, Humor
Tagged Bread, Chef, cooking, Deli, grocery store, Ham & Cheese, Sandwich making, Sub
8 Comments
The Caveman
One day I was down at the local Wal-Mart, rushing around on my normal Saturday grocery trip and trying to avoid bumping into the other shoppers with my cart. As I turned a corner on two wheels, I looked up … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Shopping
Tagged Caveman, Geico, grocery store, Insurance, Interview, Look-alikes, TV commercials
4 Comments
The Grocery Store Police
We here at the Grocery Store Police are writing this letter to warn you. You probably have never heard of us and didn’t even know that we existed. Yes, we do exist! It is our job to watch shoppers and … Continue reading
Posted in Food, Humor, Shopping
Tagged Citation, Detective, Grocery shoppers, grocery store, Offense, Police, produce, Security, Shopper, Store, Supermarket, Warning
8 Comments
Between Lines
I really love standing in line! Isn’t it great to spend all the time that you could be spending doing something important simply standing and looking at the back of someone else’s head? Although there are lines everywhere and many … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Shopping
Tagged bank cards, cash register, Cashier, Groceries, grocery store, lines, marketing experts, shoping, standing in line, Waiting
2 Comments