Tag Archives: grocery store

Police Scanner Blues

Posted on January 3, 2023 by Sheila Moss

Hum, I thought, as I checked out free apps on iTunes. I was looking at one called “Police Scanner.” That sounds interesting. So, I touched the download button and soon it was on my iPhone. I tried to tune in … Continue reading →

Posted in Humor, Technology | Tagged cell phone apps, crimes in progress, grocery store, police codes, Scanner, supermarket sabatoge | 6 Comments

The Orange Juice Caper

Posted on July 15, 2022 by Sheila Moss

Some things are so small, so trivial that they are not worth getting upset about. But some people do not realize that. Some people get upset at the smallest hint of provocation. “We are out of orange juice again.” says … Continue reading →

Posted in Food, Humor, Shopping | Tagged Cashier, Customer Service, grocery store, juice, Lottery, Publix | 5 Comments

The Sandwich

Posted on March 31, 2021 by Sheila Moss

How complicated can a sandwich be? The act of buying a sandwich has become so difficult that it almost isn’t worth the trouble. The other day I decided to have sandwiches instead of supper. It would only take a few minutes … Continue reading →

Posted in Food, Humor | Tagged Bread, Chef, cooking, Deli, grocery store, Ham & Cheese, Sandwich making, Sub | 8 Comments

When You Snooze . . .

Posted on March 26, 2020 by Sheila Moss

My honey wanted to buy groceries tonight. The stores will be too crowded tomorrow, ” he said. “We might not want to go out.” So, I looked through all the cabinets to see what was needed and made a grocery … Continue reading →

Posted in Food, Humor, Shopping | Tagged Bread & Milk, Buying groceries, Food, Groceries, grocery store, Junk food, Lists, Panic, Snacks | 8 Comments

The Caveman

Posted on July 14, 2019 by Sheila Moss

One day I was down at the local Wal-Mart, rushing around on my normal Saturday grocery trip and trying to avoid bumping into the other shoppers with my cart. As I turned a corner on two wheels, I looked up … Continue reading →

Posted in Humor, Shopping | Tagged Caveman, Geico, grocery store, Insurance, Interview, Look-alikes, TV commercials | 4 Comments

The Grocery Store Police

Posted on October 18, 2017 by Sheila Moss

We here at the Grocery Store Police are writing this letter to warn you. You probably have never heard of us and didn’t even know that we existed. Yes, we do exist! It is our job to watch shoppers and … Continue reading →

Posted in Food, Humor, Shopping | Tagged Citation, Detective, Grocery shoppers, grocery store, Offense, Police, produce, Security, Shopper, Store, Supermarket, Warning | 8 Comments

Between Lines

Posted on August 5, 2016 by Sheila Moss

I really love standing in line! Isn’t it great to spend all the time that you could be spending doing something important simply standing and looking at the back of someone else’s head? Although there are lines everywhere and many … Continue reading →