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Tag Archives: housework
Be Careful What You Ask For
Wood is hard and unforgiving. I’ve already dropped a glass and had it shatter everywhere. Of course, you can’t expect to drop a glass and not have it break, but with the new floor, it smashes into smithereens. And I … Continue reading
Posted in Home, Humor
Tagged carpeting vs hardwood, Cleaning house, dust, Floors, hardwood floor, housework, loud sounds, slick floors, wood floors
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Invisible Dust
You may find this hard to believe, but it is absolutely true. I have invisible dust at my house. I know it is invisible because no one can see it except me. The furniture can have enough of the stuff … Continue reading
Posted in Environment, Humor
Tagged Clean house, cleaning, dirt, Dirty house, dust, fingerprints, Footprints, housework, Smudges, Sweeper, Vacuum
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Dear House Guest
Dear House Guest, We are really looking forward to your visit. Here are a few things you might want to know about our household before you get here: The big screen TV is not working. Because of this, Honey is … Continue reading
Posted in Family, Friends, Humor
Tagged Accommodations, Emergencies, House cleaning, Household assistance, housework, Lifestyle, Living conditions, Parties, Pets, Plumbing problems, Visiting
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Barbara and the Dishes
Barbara was a lot of fun to be around, kind and generous, and a wonderful friend. But she hated to do dishes worse than anyone I’ve ever known, before or since. When we were young people, no one had a … Continue reading
Posted in Friends, Humor
Tagged cleaning, Dirty dishes, Dishwashing, Friendship, housework, Pastimes, Young marrieds
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Clean Up, Spruce Up, Fix Up
Winter is here. Time to clean up, spruce up, fix up before the holidays. I don’t want to remodel the entire house but I just can’t seem to help myself. No matter how much I argue, the adrenaline seems to … Continue reading
Posted in Holidays, Home, Humor
Tagged Adrenaline, Caulking, cleaning, Fix-up fever, Holiday cleaning, House cleaning, housework, Moving furniture, Painting, Scrubbing, tools, wallpaper
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Tips on Doing Housework
Ever since the beginning of history, it has been the woman’s job to sweep the cave, and dust the stalagmites. While men have come a long way in recent times, statistics say that housework is still mainly the domain of … Continue reading
Posted in Home, Humor
Tagged Advice, Clean up, Cleaning kitchen, Cleaning service, dusting, House cleaning, housework, how-to, Spring cleaning, Woman's work
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Helpful Hints from a Mother-In-Law
E-MAIL FROM: Mother-In-Law@aol.net TO: Daughter-In-Law@home.com SUBJECT: Helpful Hints from a Mother-in-Law I’ve been meaning to talk to you for some time now about a matter I’m concerned about. I don’t mean to offend you, dear, but your housekeeping is just … Continue reading
Posted in Health, Home, Humor
Tagged cleaning bathroom, criticism, dusting, housekeeping, housework, making beds, mind your business, nit-picking, unwanted advice, wash & wax, washing dishes, well-meaning advice
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Nothing to Wear
Grumble… grumble… I guess I knew sooner or later my clothes closet would have to be cleaned. I like to think of myself as an organized person – but the temptation to just stuff and stuff things behind a door … Continue reading
Posted in Home, Humor
Tagged Clean closet, cleaning, Closet, Clothes, Donate, Garments, housework, Nothing to wear, Organize, Out of Style, Shopping, Throw away, What to Wear?
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A Ritual of Spring
Ah, Spring is here! Hormones surge… instinct takes over.. a woman’s thoughts turn to… HOUSE CLEANING! Yes, it’s true! Dust is in the air. It is time to celebrate the honored ritual of spring house cleaning. It must be a … Continue reading
Posted in Home, Humor
Tagged dirt, Dirty house, dust, fingerprints, Garbage, House cleaning, housework, Spring cleaning, Spring fever, Trash
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The Vacuum Cleaner
What can I do? What can I do? The vacuum cleaner is sitting there waiting for me. I hate to vacuum. It is one of the best “bad” inventions ever. I’ve tried all kinds of vacuum cleaners, but it doesn’t … Continue reading
Posted in Home, Humor
Tagged chores, cleaning, home maintenance, housework, tools, vacuum cleaner
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