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Tag Archives: Shopping
The Tomato Festival
“I’m tired of doing nothing,” I said. “We never do anything anymore except sleep, do chores, do errands, watch TV and go back to sleep. We need to do some fun things. We are in a rut.” “I’m ready what … Continue reading
Posted in Crafts/Hobbies, Entertainment, Humor
Tagged Activity, Arts, crafts, Festival, Food, Shopping, Street Fair, tomatoes
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Git ‘er Done
Git ‘er done Larry the Cable Guy advises. I need to clean my closet in the worse way. Perfect, I think as I look out the window. It is pouring rain outside. Spring is here and my closet is stuffed … Continue reading
Posted in Home, Humor, Southern Humor
Tagged Cable Guy, Cleaning Closet, Computer Updates, Energetic, Organizing, Shopping, Spray weeds, To Do List
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Clothes Gone Crazy
The floor of my closet is littered with shoes. Not the shoes I wear, those are on the shoe rack, but other shoes. I’m embarrassed to say how many, but let’s just say a lot. Why do I have so … Continue reading
Posted in Fashion, Humor, Shopping
Tagged Closet, cloth, clothing industry, Dirty Clothes, disposable clothes, Dresses, new clothes, Outfits, seasonal clothes, Shoes, Shopping
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Christmas Spirit
I was overcome with Christmas Spirit last weekend; and wouldn’t you just know that it would happen in a toy store? I went in to find a small toy of some kind for my granddaughter. I was think of buying … Continue reading
Posted in Holidays, Humor
Tagged Christmas, Dolls, grandchildren, Shopping, Shopping fever, Toy stores, Toys
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Hello Santa
Dear Santa, I’m just writing to say hello. In case you are wondering, I’ve been good, but I don’t want anything at all this year. I have everything that I want. This should be a pretty easy year for you … Continue reading
Posted in Holidays, Humor
Tagged Christmas, Electronic Toys, Elves, Gift Cards, Gift List, Gifts, Intelligent Toys, Shopping
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The Redneck Kosher Hotdog
The other day I was down in the “Boro” and decided to stop in at the Home Improvement Warehouse on the parkway to check for a light fixture. The light fixture in the bathroom has been blinking and winking for … Continue reading
Posted in Food, Humor
Tagged Chicago Hot Dogs, Fast Food, Food Truck, Food Vendor, Hot Dogs, Kosher dog, Rednecks, Shopping, Street Vendor, Weiners
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Dishwasher Disaster
Well, it finally happened. My poor old dishwasher died in a poof of smoke. The last couple loads had an unusual smell. I optimistically attributed it to something plastic touching the heating coil. Funny, I never could find anything. I … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Shopping
Tagged Appliances, Dishwasher, Hardware, Push buttons, Repair Service, Replacement, salesmen, Shopping, Store, Wash dishes
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The Yuletide Stalker
Help! I’m being stalked! Yes, lurking outside my bedroom door this morning was a stalker, just waiting for me to innocently leave my boudoir and head toward the kitchen, still rubbing the sleep out of my eyes and contemplating the … Continue reading
Posted in Holidays, Humor
Tagged Christmas, Christmas spirit, Christmas Tree, crafts, Decorations, Elves, Gifts, Holidays, Ornaments, Shopping, Yuletide
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Merry Perfect Christmas
December 1 Christmas is coming! I’m excited! I can hardly wait to get started with the decorating! I wonder if we will have a White Christmas this year? Wouldn’t that be great? December 7 Put up the Christmas tree. Get … Continue reading
Posted in Holidays, Humor, Shopping
Tagged Christmas, Christmas Tree, December 25, Gifts, Non-perfect Christmas, Office party, Ornaments, out of stock, Parking lot, Santa, Shopping, Snow
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