Tag Archives: cold

Blue Christmas

I am never sick– at least not in a viral sort of way. Moan and groan — I have the crud. It must be the coronavirus. I’m going to die! Don’t touch me! I’m contagious! I wore a mask, I … Continue reading

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Baby, It’s Cold Outside

                                  The North Pole seems to have moved south for the winter and we are shivering like castaways with hypothermia. Parking lots have become … Continue reading

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Brrrs, I’m Freezing

Why, oh, why is it so cold in city offices in the middle of summer?  They keep the air conditioning so low that it feels like Antartica most of the time.  I wouldn’t be surprised to see a penguin go … Continue reading

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Man Flu

When a man is sick, he wants everyone to know it. “Cough, cough,” said Honey. I didn’t respond. “COUGH, COUGH!” “Are you sick?” I asked. “Yes,” he responded weakly. But being a male, he decided he would go to work … Continue reading

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