Tag Archives: computers

OOPS! -Delivery Disaster

Posted on July 14, 2016 by Sheila Moss

OOPS is guys in Bermuda shorts sent from God to put the regular postal service out of  business and deliver our packages on time and cheaper that we ever thought possible.  Unfortunately, all that glitter is just bug dust.  It seems that OOPS … Continue reading →

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The Laws for Offices

Posted on June 2, 2016 by Sheila Moss

It occurred to me when the computer was down, the phone ringing off the hook, and I was trying to send a FAX that wouldn’t go through, that there must unseen forces governing offices and creating laws of probability to … Continue reading →

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The Creation

Posted on May 14, 2016 by Sheila Moss

1. In the beginning there was no Internet, no World Wide Web, not even email – nothing – just God. 2. The world was without an Information Highway, so God said, “Let there be computers!” 3. God divided the “on” … Continue reading →

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SpamWham™ Activation Notice

Posted on January 30, 2016 by Sheila Moss

Dear Customer: You are receiving this notice as part of our continuing effort to fight unsolicited commercial email, commonly known as SPAM. Using SpamWham! ™, an innovative new computer technology recently developed, we are now able to automatically wham SPAM. … Continue reading →

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An Interview with Cortana

Posted on January 22, 2016 by Sheila Moss

Today I’m interviewing Cortana, the digital personal assistant in Windows 10 . Cortana lurks at the corner of a computer, represented by a circle. Click on the circle and she springs into action,  spinning or pulsating according to her mood. … Continue reading →

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