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Author Archives: Sheila Moss
The Wrong Day
It has finally happened – dementia. I knew I was getting old but I didn’t expect to lose my mind so soon. I had a dental appointment the other day, my 6 months checkup. I had it on my calendar. … Continue reading
Posted in Health, Humor
Tagged Appointments, Conflicts, Dementia, Dentist, forgetfulness, Hygienist, Medical, Medication
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White Noise
How can a color be noisy? Well, believe me it can. We experienced this innovation at the office where I worked several years ago. Thanks to a new open office plan at our office, we had something new to gripe … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Technology, Work Humor
Tagged distractions, modernization, Noise, Noise colors, office humor, open office concept, sound, white noise
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The Mystery Pill
Expand Messages “Is this yours,” asked Honey, dropping a white caplet in my hand. I looked at it and wasn’t sure. “It was on the bathroom floor,” he said. It didn’t look like one of my usual meds. It could … Continue reading
Going Green
The main event in my life this week was signing up for a new recycling service. Yes, you heard me right – recycling — which shows how dull my life is if trash excites me. What can I say? My … Continue reading
Posted in Home, Humor
Tagged All-in-one recycling, Aluminum cans, Convenience centers, Electronic trash, Garbage, Recycling, Trash, Trash cans
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Police Scanner Blues
Hum, I thought, as I checked out free apps on iTunes. I was looking at one called “Police Scanner.” That sounds interesting. So, I touched the download button and soon it was on my iPhone. I tried to tune in … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Technology
Tagged cell phone apps, crimes in progress, grocery store, police codes, Scanner, supermarket sabatoge
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The Cold Weather Report
Hello, and welcome to tonight’s HD News Channel on-the-spot weather report. The weather has been unusually cold — as if you haven’t noticed the single digit temperatures. Sure makes me wish I could find my scarf and gloves. I’m freezing … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Weather
Tagged AAA, Freezing rain, Polar Vortex, salted roads, Snow, Weather business, Weather reporter, Winter weather
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Sleepy Head
I can’t believe I slept until 11 AM this morning. What has come over me? I used to be up at 5 o’clock sharp and on the Interstate headed for town by 6 o’clock. At 11 o’clock, I would be … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Uncategorized
Tagged Bad Habits, Laziness, retirement, sleep, Sleep deprivation, sleepy, Tiredness
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Road Rage at Wal-Mart
I’ve seen old people ride around Wal-Mart in those electric carts with big baskets. It sort of looked like fun. I never had used one, not even after my knee surgery, but my back has been really bothering me lately, … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Shopping
Tagged Electric carts, handicapped access, How to shop, shopping carts, Wal-mart
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Easy* Cheesecake
Have you ever looked at the price of a cheesecake in the grocery store? It is absolutely ridiculous. You can easily make your own. In spite of many previous attempts to cook and the disasters that ensued, this recipe is … Continue reading
Posted in Food, Holidays, Humor
Tagged cooking, Cooking disasters, deserts, Easy recipes, How to, Ingredients, recipes
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