Author Archives: Sheila Moss

Unknown's avatar

About Sheila Moss

My stories are about daily life and the funny things that happen to all of us. My columns have been published in numerous newspapers, magazines, anthologies, and websites.

Wrinkles Revisited

Posted on March 23, 2016 by Sheila Moss

I recently made a discovery that all women need to know about. It’s a magic product in a bottle called “wrinkle releaser.” Do you wonder what women did before we had products like “wrinkle releaser?” I’ll tell you what we did … Continue reading →

Posted in Home, Humor | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , | 7 Comments

Painting a Purple House

Posted on March 22, 2016 by Sheila Moss

“I never saw a purple cow, I hope to never see one,” said the poet. But purple is not only unpopular as a color for cows, it is also frequently frowned on as a color for houses. “World Net Daily” … Continue reading →

Posted in Home, Humor | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , , | 4 Comments

Home Improvement

Posted on March 21, 2016 by Sheila Moss

Spring is here! It’s time to renew and revive. There’s no time like spring for a few home improvements! Actually, it all started last winter while we were gone to my grandson’s birthday party and we had that hailstorm. When … Continue reading →

Posted in Home, Humor | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , , | 2 Comments

Going Crazy

Posted on March 20, 2016 by Sheila Moss

There’s a crazy woman loose who is an accident waiting to happen and a menace to society. Sadly, I must report that I am that crazy woman. It’s true. I’ve departed my senses and am waiting for the men with … Continue reading →

Posted in Automotive, Humor | Tagged , , , , , , | 6 Comments

Twelve Steps for Becoming Southern

Posted on March 19, 2016 by Sheila Moss

According to studies by Vanderbilt University and the University of North Carolina, only 70% of the people living in the South consider themselves Southerners. Sociologists attribute this to increased immigration and urbanization of the South. What do the newcomers think … Continue reading →

Posted in Humor, Southern Humor | Tagged , , , , , , , | 10 Comments

Alpha Betta

Posted on March 18, 2016 by Sheila Moss

When my grandson was a small tike, we acquired a new pet at my house. After much discussion, my daughter had managed to talk my grandson out of a hamster – as long as he could have a fish instead. … Continue reading →

Posted in Creatures, Humor | Tagged , , , , , , | 5 Comments

Irish for a Day

Posted on March 17, 2016 by Sheila Moss

I had a feeling something was going on this morning when I looked in the mirror and my eyes were trying to smile. Then I remembered, it is St. Patrick’s Day. As I slip into my green outfit, I think, … Continue reading →

Posted in Holidays, Humor | Tagged , , , , , , , , | 2 Comments

Cat Fight

Posted on March 17, 2016 by Sheila Moss

Some people have to go to the wilds of the woods, explore nature trails, or go on camping trips to encounter wild animals. Around my place, we need go no further than the back door. Two neighborhood cats were fighting … Continue reading →

Posted in Creatures, Humor | Tagged , , , , , , , | 4 Comments

Going to the Mountains

Posted on March 15, 2016 by Sheila Moss

When I was a child, our weekends were often spent “going to the mountains.” Daddy would say, “Let’s go to the mountains this weekend.” We kids would go outside and hide behind the garage. Mom would pack a picnic lunch, … Continue reading →

Posted in Family, Humor | Tagged , , , , , , | 4 Comments

Daylight Saving Time

Posted on March 14, 2016 by Sheila Moss

How do you know when it’s Daylight Saving Time, USA? You’re so sleepy that you can’t wake up and you jump out of bed thinking you have overslept! You stagger to the bathroom and fall over the dog that is … Continue reading →

Posted in Humor | Tagged , , , , , , , | 3 Comments