Tag Archives: Instructions

Memo from Frisky to All Cats

Posted on April 17, 2023 by Sheila Moss

MEMO TO: All Cats FROM: Frisky, Feline Escape Artist, Extraordinaire SUBJECT: Life on the Outside It has come to my attention that many house cats are content with staying inside and do not know how to escape the constrictive nature … Continue reading →

Posted in Creatures, Humor | Tagged cats, Escape, house cats, How to, Instructions, Outside | 4 Comments

Lost

Posted on June 16, 2022 by Sheila Moss

Dear International Airport: I would like to apologize for all the fuss I created this week when I drove my car onto the airport runway. I am not a terrorist and I was not trying to hijack a plane or … Continue reading →

Posted in Humor, Technology | Tagged Airports, Directions, GPS, Instructions, iPhone, Planes, Route gidance, Runways | 4 Comments

Battle of the Lightbulbs

Posted on February 22, 2019 by Sheila Moss

Instructions for adding additional lighting to your home: Decide that the dark space in your attic (or basement, or garage) could be better utilized with additional lighting. Go to local discount store and, buy an easy-to-install-just-plug-it-in, florescent workshop light and … Continue reading →

Posted in Home, Humor, Rants | Tagged Defective light, Do it yourself, Easy-to-install, Florescent light, how-to, Instructions | Leave a comment

Strawberry Shortcake

Posted on August 23, 2018 by Sheila Moss

Most people don’t know this, but I’ve always had a secret yearning to be a famous cook like Betty Crocker, Sara Lee, or Mrs. Smith. Only one small thing has prevented this, I can’t cook. I discovered this at about … Continue reading →