Tag Archives: sleep

To the Mattresses

“We are having a four-day sale. Everything is on sale,” says the mattress man. Why is that mattresses are always on sale? Could it be because they are always overpriced? He went into his speech about foam mattresses Who wants … Continue reading

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Confession of a Couch Potato

I’m a couch potato. Probably you always thought that men where the only ones who deserved this description. I’m here to say that women are almost as lazy as men at times, and we deserve equal opportunity to claim the … Continue reading

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The Clockorcism

My alarm clock hates me! It has an evil plan to do me in. Like most people, I do not like waking up in the morning. But if I must be awakened, let it be by music. So, I bought … Continue reading

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Sleepwalking on the Job

Oh man, am I ever sleepy this morning.  Some days are just like this.  How I wish I could have just stayed home in bed instead of having to drag myself in to work.  They better stay out of my way … Continue reading

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