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Author Archives: Sheila Moss
Climbing Dunn River Falls
I will never forget the last time I was in Jamaica. Yeah, it’s true – nobody believes me – but I’ve actually been there. I can hardly contain my enthusiasm at the thought of going back. Is that the Caribbean Island … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Travel
Tagged Adventures, American tourists, Caribbean, Climb waterfall, Climbing shoes, Dunn River Falls, Jamica, Rock climbing, Swift water, Tourist attraction, Tours, Waterfalls
8 Comments
Graceland
“I’m tired of staying home all the time,” I proclaimed. “I wanna do something this weekend.” “Well, what do you want to do?” “I want to go to Memphis and see Graceland,” I said. “I’ve never been there.” I was … Continue reading
Posted in Entertainment, Humor, Travel
Tagged 1950's, Blue Suede Shoes, Elvis Presley, Gold Records, Graceland, Lisa Marie, Memphis, Music, Pink Cadillac, Rock and Roll, The King, Top Hit Songs
9 Comments
The Ten-Hour Oil Change
Drat! Just my luck! Getting ready to go out of town and the odometer in my car is on that 15,000 mile mark that means it’s time to change the oil. I’ve got a million other better things to do. … Continue reading
Greetings from the Holiday Inn
Greetings from the Holiday Inn: We at Holiday Inn appreciate the business you gave us with your recent First Annual Humorists Convention; however, there are still a few unfinished items regarding your accommodations that need to be attended to: First: We … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Travel
Tagged Conference, Convention, Doggie bags, Duck Tours, Guest damages, Holiday Inn, Hotels, Humor Columnists, Humorists, Imbibed guests, Staff complaints, Stolen towels, Unfinished business
2 Comments
If It Looks Like a Duck…
If It Looks Like a Duck and Quacks Like a Duck… Dear Duck Adventure Tour Company: This letter is in regard to the recent exciting Duck Adventure Tour our tour group took with your company. I’ll be the first to … Continue reading
Posted in Entertainment, Humor, Travel
Tagged Amphibious Vehicles, Duck Adventure Tours, Duck jokes, Duck quackers, DUKW, Plastic duck callers, tourist attractions, Tours
4 Comments
Are You Too Old for Theme Parks?
Take the Quiz Do they give you the senior citizen discount without checking your ID? Do you detest your hair and clothes getting wet? Would you like the rides better if they ran them in slow motion? Would you rather … Continue reading
Posted in Entertainment, Humor
Tagged Disney World, Dollywood, Ferris Wheel, Quiz, Roller Coasters, senior citizens, Six Flags, Sno-cones, souvenirs, Themeparks, Thrill rides, Too old for, Upside down
11 Comments
See Ya Later, Alligator!
I’ve been watching the weather channel again and have come to a basic conclusion: People who live in Florida need to get out – permanently. That entire state is a storm magnet. What possesses people to live in a place … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, News & Current Events, Weather
Tagged Alligators, Castrophy, Disasters, Floods, Florida, Gulf Shore, Hermine, Hurricanes, mobile homes, Snakes, Storms, Surfing
6 Comments
15 Minutes of Fame
I was famous for a week. Bet you didn’t even know, did you? Ah, it’s true then what they say about fame being fleeting? It all started when I wrote a pretty good column – at least it was to me. Of … Continue reading
Posted in Entertainment, Humor, News & Current Events
Tagged Being famous, Celebrity, Column, Copyrights, Editorial page, Fame, Fleeting fame, Internet writing, Newspapers, Op-ed, Plagiarism, Writer
12 Comments
Opry at the Ryman
Well, I did it again. I went to the Grand Ole Opry. Just shut up about it – this is Nashville, after all. Cheapest entertainment in town – they really give your money’s worth with a long continuous show. Ticket … Continue reading
