Author Archives: Sheila Moss

About Sheila Moss

My stories are about daily life and the funny things that happen to all of us. My columns have been published in numerous newspapers, magazines, anthologies, and websites.

The Shoe Carnival

Posted on September 25, 2016 by Sheila Moss

Just like the changing leaves, football, and kids returning to school, the change of season signals a change in fashion and time to go to the Shoe Carnival. How did all those winter shoes get so scuffed up just sitting … Continue reading →

Posted in Fashion, Humor, Shopping | Tagged bargains, Discount Stores, Good deals, Half price, New styles, Promotions, sales, Self-service, Shoe stores, Shoes, Shoppers, Sneakers | 6 Comments

How to Spoil a Grandchild and Alienate a Daughter-In-Law in One Easy Lesson

Posted on September 21, 2016 by Sheila Moss

Dear Daughter-in-Law, I am very upset about your latest email, and I really don’t understand your negative attitude. I have made every effort to be helpful and offer suggestions about my grandchild that I think will be useful. I’m very … Continue reading →

Posted in Family, Humor | Tagged Advice, children, Gifts, Grandchild, Grandmother, In-laws, Suggestins, Suggestions | 11 Comments

The Clockorcism

Posted on September 19, 2016 by Sheila Moss

My alarm clock hates me! It has an evil plan to do me in. Like most people, I do not like waking up in the morning. But if I must be awakened, let it be by music. So, I bought … Continue reading →

Posted in Humor, Technology | Tagged alarm clock, Clock malfunction, Clock radio, clocks, mornings, Noise, Radio, sleep, snooze alarm, time, Wake-up call | 7 Comments

The Gas NON Crisis

Posted on September 16, 2016 by Sheila Moss

Previously published 2008-2016. Here we go again, folks. “An oil pipeline outage and fear of a gas shortage in Middle Tennessee,” media reported. Everyone was urged to maintain normal driving and fuel purchases to prevent unavailability. PANIC! Immediately phones started … Continue reading →

Posted in Automotive, Humor, News & Current Events | Tagged Don't panic, Drivers, Fill up gas tank, Gas Crisis, Gas lines, Gas panic, Gas shortage, Gas stations, Gasoline, Motorists, Panic, Price gouging | 3 Comments

I Want to go to Hershey

Posted on September 16, 2016 by Sheila Moss

I want to go to Hershey. Do you know where it is? If you can’t find it, just follow your nose. The whole town smells like chocolate and even the street lights look like chocolate kisses. What I really want, is … Continue reading →

Posted in Humor, Travel | Tagged Amusement parks, Conquering fear, Hershey Park, Racing coasters, Roller Coasters, Theme parks, Upside down, Wooden coasters, Woody | 12 Comments

Ery Ya Ready fer Sum Football?

Posted on September 15, 2016 by Sheila Moss

Many years ago, Nashville opened a new football stadium and became a major league city with a REAL football team and a REAL stadium. My son, gave his pre-purchased ticket to me saying that a pre-season game wasn’t worth worrying about, and … Continue reading →

Posted in Entertainment, Humor, Sports | Tagged Are you ready?, Cheerleaders, Coliseum, Fireworks, Football, Football fans, Football stadiums, Major league football, Show biz, Tennessee, Tennessee Titans, Well staged show | 3 Comments

Invasion of the Dandelions

Posted on September 14, 2016 by Sheila Moss

Once again it is time for chemical warfare. The dandelions arrived in my lawn and are joyfully celebrating with a spurt of growth ecstasy. I don’t know what it is about a dandelion that freezes my blood and turns me into … Continue reading →

Posted in Humor, Plants/Gardening | Tagged Dandelions, Flowers, Invasive species, Kill weeds, Lawn, Lawn care, Life in suburbs, Roots, Spray weeds, Weeds, Wildflowers, Yard, Yardwork | 7 Comments

New Girl at the Office

Posted on September 13, 2016 by Sheila Moss

There’s a new girl at the office. Her name is Janet Simons. Seems the boss hired her from a resume she sent out on the Internet. The boss really liked her assertiveness and thought she would be a great asset … Continue reading →

Posted in Humor, Technology, Work Humor | Tagged Anti-virus Software, Computer Programs, Computer Virus, Computer Worms, computers, Email Virus, Hackers, Infection, Information Systems, Janet Simons, Melissa, System Files | 4 Comments

Rocks Create a Tiny Art Movement

Posted on September 12, 2016 by Sheila Moss

Just when you thought it was safe to venture out of your house without being run down by the herds of Pokemon chasers, along comes a new fad. You will be relieved to know that this one does not involve … Continue reading →

Posted in Crafts/Hobbies, Entertainment, Humor | Tagged art, Art movement, crafts, Creating art, Designs, Fads, Free Art, Fun, hobbies, Painted rocks, Painted stones, Relieve stress, Rocks | 1 Comment

In Tribute – 9/11

Posted on September 11, 2016 by Sheila Moss

After the tragic events in New York, Washington, and Pennsylvania on 9/11/2001, my column was suspended and replaced by this non-humor tribute written during the day of terror. In Tribute The world changed today. In a city far away planes … Continue reading →