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Author Archives: Sheila Moss
Fresh, not Frozen Pizza
Even when large disasters are going on in other parts of the world, I can’t remain calm and watch it on television like other people. Instead, I always try to sympathize by having a mini disaster of my own. We … Continue reading
Posted in Food, Humor
Tagged Burned cheese, Disasters, Oven, Panic, Passwords, Pizza, Security system, Smoke alarm
5 Comments
The Online Dating Site
Someone played what they thought was a hilarious joke and subscribed me to a free online dating service called ChristianMingle. I thought it was a law that email subscriptions must give you a link to unsubscribe. However, when I clicked … Continue reading
Posted in Entertainment, Humor
Tagged Dating Sites, Free, Jokes, Online dating, Pranks, Profiles
2 Comments
Missing and Presumed Lost
Oh, no, not again! I couldn’t find my glasses this morning. Where could they be? I always put them on the night stand by the bed so I can find them when I get up. Occasionally, I put them on … Continue reading
Posted in Home, Humor
Tagged Finding lost stuff, forgetfulness, GPS, Lost glasses, Lost items, lost phone, Lost shoes, Phone finder
2 Comments
The Tomato Festival
“I’m tired of doing nothing,” I said. “We never do anything anymore except sleep, do chores, do errands, watch TV and go back to sleep. We need to do some fun things. We are in a rut.” “I’m ready what … Continue reading
Posted in Crafts/Hobbies, Entertainment, Humor
Tagged Activity, Arts, crafts, Festival, Food, Shopping, Street Fair, tomatoes
4 Comments
Tell Me a Story
In East Tennessee the performance side of storytelling can be observed at The National Storytelling Festival. Usually, when I tell anyone that I am going to a storytelling festival, they say, “What is that?” We have become accustomed to getting … Continue reading
The Security Blanket
Blue Bear is a well-chewed toy that belongs to our dog, Dixie. It was never intended to be a dog toy; it was created as a toy for a child. The dog doesn’t care. In spite of many other toys … Continue reading
Posted in Creatures, Humor
Tagged Blanky, Dog toys, Linus, Object of affection, Peanuts, Pet dog, Stuffed toy, Teddy Bear
7 Comments
Bad Things Come in Threes
“What happens twice, happens three times.” You’ve most likely heard this old saying. It falls in the category of superstition. I tried to look it up and found anecdotes about three celebrities who died the same week, three tornadoes happening … Continue reading
Posted in Home, Humor
Tagged appliance service, bad luck, circumstance, Coincidence, Repair, Superstition, warranty
1 Comment
How to Stretch Shoes
The shoes felt fine in the store, but when I got them home, they suddenly didn’t fit. I can’t understand it. They are the same size I always wear. A larger size would be too big. They will stretch out … Continue reading
Posted in Fashion, Humor
Tagged Breaking in shoes, comfortable shoes, Leather shoes, Stretching spray, Tight shoes
4 Comments
The Orange Juice Caper
Some things are so small, so trivial that they are not worth getting upset about. But some people do not realize that. Some people get upset at the smallest hint of provocation. “We are out of orange juice again.” says … Continue reading
Posted in Food, Humor, Shopping
Tagged Cashier, Customer Service, grocery store, juice, Lottery, Publix
5 Comments
