Category Archives: Humor

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Donuts To Go

Posted on February 22, 2016 by Sheila Moss

After my sister read a column I wrote about bad luck, she sent me an email. “I have my own story,” she said. “It all started when I decided to run a few errands before picking Mom up for a doctor’s … Continue reading →

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I Want to Go Back to the Fifties

Posted on February 21, 2016 by Sheila Moss

I want to go back to the fifties. I want to turn back time to when the world was a simpler place. I want to put my hair in a ponytail and roll up the legs of my jeans. I … Continue reading →

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The Blue Sequin Jacket

Posted on February 20, 2016 by Sheila Moss

Oh, that’s pretty,” I thought. In Smyrna, Tennessee, anything blue that isn’t denim is pretty. I checked the price tag. $7? It must be a mistake. But that’s what the tag said. The price marked is the price, isn’t it? … Continue reading →

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Getting Nails

Posted on February 19, 2016 by Sheila Moss

Just call it a passion for fashion, but I recently bought into the acrylic fingernail craze, a vanity industry that has rapidly taken the nation by storm. Nail shops have sprung up like mushrooms in shopping centers, malls, and discount … Continue reading →

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Never Feed a Stray Cat

Posted on February 18, 2016 by Sheila Moss

A stray cat began hanging around our house this week. Actually, it is more of a kitten that has reached the stage when you realize that, like other kittens, it will eventually become a cat. It was wearing a pink … Continue reading →

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The Vacuum Cleaner

Posted on February 17, 2016 by Sheila Moss

What can I do? What can I do? The vacuum cleaner is sitting there waiting for me. I hate to vacuum. It is one of the best “bad” inventions ever. I’ve tried all kinds of vacuum cleaners, but it doesn’t … Continue reading →

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The Magic Watch

Posted on February 16, 2016 by Sheila Moss

I made a complete fool of myself today. . . not that it is anything new. Usually, however, I do so with some notion that such an outcome is a possibility. Let me explain what happened. On my very first … Continue reading →

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Senior Discounts

Posted on February 15, 2016 by Sheila Moss

Ever since I hit about 55, I’ve been getting mail from AARP wanting me to join. No, absolutely not! I have this theory that if I don’t admit to being old, it will stop the clock from ticking. Anyhow, I don’t … Continue reading →

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The Star Party

Posted on February 15, 2016 by Sheila Moss

Some of my friends are highly educated and intellectual. They enjoy activities like going to lectures at the local university. For some time, they have talked excitedly about going to a “Star Party.” In the interest of keeping up with … Continue reading →

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Hooked on eBay

Posted on February 14, 2016 by Sheila Moss

I’m so tired I can’t hold my eyes open, but I can’t fall asleep. I might miss my final bid on eBay. It all started about a week ago when I decided that a turquoise and silver necklace would be … Continue reading →

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