Category Archives: Humor

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A Love Gift

Posted on February 13, 2016 by Sheila Moss

It’s Valentine’s and love is in the air. Dazzle your Valentine with love, wine and roses. But, face it, is that reality? ……Can we talk? You guys spent last weekend watching the SuperBowl, didn’t you? And the weekend before that, it was … Continue reading →

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To the Complaint Department (With Love)

Posted on February 12, 2016 by Sheila Moss

Dear Sir or Madam: I am writing in regard to the delay in shipment of my order for 14 dozen Olympic quality, ultra accurate, gold tip arrows. Perhaps you do not understand the urgency of the situation. I realize that … Continue reading →

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Death by Taxes

Posted on February 11, 2016 by Sheila Moss

I’ve managed to get things ready before April 15th without killing anyone. There is nothing I love better than doing my income taxes — unless it is getting a wisdom tooth extracted. The IRS doesn’t pull wisdom teeth, but it … Continue reading →

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Car Talk

Posted on February 10, 2016 by Sheila Moss

Of 2,000 people surveyed, half talk to their cars. A survey by British International Motor Sports found that nearly half of the 2000 people they surveyed talk to their cars. That wouldn’t be too bad, but forty percent believe that cars … Continue reading →

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A Boy’s First Frog

Posted on February 9, 2016 by Sheila Moss

My grandson stood in the open garage door looking out at the summer rain that had spoiled his plans to stretch the day by playing outside in the dark and maybe even chasing fireflies. Just as he was about to … Continue reading →

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Puppy Love

Posted on February 8, 2016 by Sheila Moss

Oh, no!  How can she be in heat? She is still a puppy, only 8 months old. “Well, I don’t know, but she was blinking her eyelashes and shaking her buns at the neighbor’s lab.” The black lab? Oh, my … Continue reading →

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This is Your Brain on Football

Posted on February 7, 2016 by Sheila Moss

I HATE football. I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. Football is ruining my life. I don’t care if men want to play football. I don’t care if people go see it, stupid as it is. But, why, … Continue reading →

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NFL Fever

Posted on February 6, 2016 by Sheila Moss

A severe affliction is sweeping the nation. It manifests itself in the Fall of the year in a mysterious syndrome which usually lasts until about February, although in a few especially vulnerable people it has been known to continue in … Continue reading →

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Super Bowl of Shopping

Posted on February 5, 2016 by Sheila Moss

Once again my guy is glued to the television set all weekend watching football. “Is that the same game? It’s been on for 4 hours.” How would guys like it if we gals behaved the same way they do about … Continue reading →

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The Used Car Deal

Posted on February 4, 2016 by Sheila Moss

  My daughter needed a car. I hate, detest, despise, buying cars and haggling over prices The sleazy salesmen always wear me down and talk me into buying an overpriced car regardless of whether the payments are affordable or not. … Continue reading →

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