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I’m a Grinch

Some people handle Christmas well. They have cards addressed from their alphabetized list and sent out by the first of December. I consider sending cards the week before Christmas, but forget to buy them and can’t find my list anyhow. … Continue reading

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A Christmas Weather Forecast

The following is a Special Weather Statement issued for the Christmas Holiday Season: December is expected to bring above normal levels of stress in both northern and southern areas of the country. Shoppers are expected to move into the region … Continue reading

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Planet Christmas

“Welcome to Planet Christmas where it is Christmas 365 days a year!” “Is this for real? How can it be Christmas every day? Everyone knows that Christmas comes only once a year, on December 25th.” “Not here it doesn’t. We … Continue reading

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