Tag Archives: Decorations

Oh Christmas Tree

It used to be that Christmas trees were real trees brought at a lot on the corner. I could hardly wait until we could drag out the boxes of shinny glass ornaments from the dime store to decorate it. It … Continue reading

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The Yuletide Stalker

Help! I’m being stalked! Yes, lurking outside my bedroom door this morning was a stalker, just waiting for me to innocently leave my boudoir and head toward the kitchen, still rubbing the sleep out of my eyes and contemplating the … Continue reading

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A Christmas Weather Forecast

The following is a Special Weather Statement issued for the Christmas Holiday Season: December is expected to bring above normal levels of stress in both northern and southern areas of the country. Shoppers are expected to move into the region … Continue reading

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Intermittent Christmas

The trouble with Christmas is that it just comes around too darn often.  Seems like no time since it was here  and now here it is again.  The decorations barely have time to get dusty before it is time to … Continue reading

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Life’s Little Lessons about Christmas

Walmart is the gift shop of last resort for the entire the population of the U.S. Christmas spirit is a mania created by commercial advertisers during October. It’s the gift that counts – disregard any information to the contrary. Christmas … Continue reading

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