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Tag Archives: Santa
Wish List for Santa
In a world of greed and fear, Santa is unique, ‘Cause everyone likes Santa and thinks he’s pretty neat, So why don’t we ask Santa for the things we really need, Instead of all the useless junk for which some … Continue reading
Posted in Holidays, Humor
Tagged Christmas, Christmas Humor, Poem, Santa, Social problems
5 Comments
Chat With the Dog
Before I begin, I would like to say that you are, for the most part, a good pet. However, there are a few matters that need to be discussed regarding the holiday this year. I hope you will pay attention … Continue reading
Dear Santa
Dear Santa, I’m writing this because I want to explain a few things in case you get the wrong idea. You may have heard a rumor that I said I didn’t believe in you any more. I did say this, … Continue reading
Posted in Holidays, Humor, Shopping
Tagged Cash, Christmas, Christmas Humor, Cold Weather, Funny Stuff, Gifts, parking, Push & Shove, Sales Clerks, Santa
8 Comments
Christmas Funnies
Santa is watching, please don’t do anything to embarrass him. Christmas spirit is a mysterious force that causes people to max out their credit cards. I’m dreaming of a white Christmas – so wake me up if I start … Continue reading
Posted in Entertainment, Holidays, Humor
Tagged Christmas, Christmas Jokes, Christmas Tree, Comical, Funny Stuff, Jokes, Merry Christmas, Puns, Santa, Witty
2 Comments
Dear Santa
Story by Ben Baker & Sheila Moss Ben’s letter to Santa (published by permission) shown in italics is a column that can (and has) stood alone. Sheila just added her two cents worth from Santa to be aggravating. The authors … Continue reading
Posted in Holidays, Humor
Tagged Armadillos, Ben Baker, Chimney Sweeps, Christmas, Christmas in Australia, Letter to Santa, Milk & Cookies, Reindeer, Santa, Santa's Health, Santa's List
1 Comment
Rules for Santa’s Workshop, Inc.
MEMO FROM: Kris Kringle TO: All Staff RE: Rules for Santa’s Workshop, Inc. It has come to my attention that some of the staff are taking their responsibilities less than seriously. As you know, our business has the responsibility … Continue reading
Posted in Holidays, Humor
Tagged Christmas, Christmas Eve, Christmas Humor, Elves, Funny Christmas, Presents, Reindeer, Responsibilities, Rules, Santa, Santa's Workshop, Toys
2 Comments
I’m a Grinch
Some people handle Christmas well. They have cards addressed from their alphabetized list and sent out by the first of December. I consider sending cards the week before Christmas, but forget to buy them and can’t find my list anyhow. … Continue reading
Posted in Holidays, Humor
Tagged Charlie Brown, Christmas, Christmas Cards, Christmas Lights, Christmas trees, Gift Cards, Grinch, Santa, Scrooge, Wrapping gifts
7 Comments
Letter to Santa
Dear Santa, Guess you thought I was not going to write this year? (Ha, ha, gotcha!) I just want to let you know that I’m still around. What I want for Christmas is a new Apple iPad. What else is … Continue reading
Posted in Holidays, Humor
Tagged Christmas, Disaster, Disaster victims, Gifts, Jobs, Peace on Earth, Poverty, Red Cross, Santa, White Christmas
4 Comments
Merry Perfect Christmas
December 1 Christmas is coming! I’m excited! I can hardly wait to get started with the decorating! I wonder if we will have a White Christmas this year? Wouldn’t that be great? December 7 Put up the Christmas tree. Get … Continue reading
Posted in Holidays, Humor, Shopping
Tagged Christmas, Christmas Tree, December 25, Gifts, Non-perfect Christmas, Office party, Ornaments, out of stock, Parking lot, Santa, Shopping, Snow
6 Comments
Life’s Little Lessons about Christmas
Walmart is the gift shop of last resort for the entire the population of the U.S. Christmas spirit is a mania created by commercial advertisers during October. It’s the gift that counts – disregard any information to the contrary. Christmas … Continue reading
Posted in Humor
Tagged children, Christmas, Christmas Cards, Christmas spirit, Christmas Tree, Decorations, Gift Cards, Gifts, Holly, Naughty or Nice, Santa, Toys, White Christmas
3 Comments