Monthly Archives: February 2016

Car Talk

Of 2,000 people surveyed, half talk to their cars. A survey by British International Motor Sports found that nearly half of the 2000 people they surveyed talk to their cars. That wouldn’t be too bad, but forty percent believe that cars … Continue reading

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A Boy’s First Frog

My grandson stood in the open garage door looking out at the summer rain that had spoiled his plans to stretch the day by playing outside in the dark and maybe even chasing fireflies. Just as he was about to … Continue reading

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Puppy Love

Oh, no!  How can she be in heat? She is still a puppy, only 8 months old. “Well, I don’t know, but she was blinking her eyelashes and shaking her buns at the neighbor’s lab.” The black lab? Oh, my … Continue reading

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This is Your Brain on Football

I HATE football. I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. Football is ruining my life. I don’t care if men want to play football. I don’t care if people go see it, stupid as it is. But, why, … Continue reading

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NFL Fever

A severe affliction is sweeping the nation. It manifests itself in the Fall of the year in a mysterious syndrome which usually lasts until about February, although in a few especially vulnerable people it has been known to continue in … Continue reading

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Super Bowl of Shopping

Once again my guy is glued to the television set all weekend watching football. “Is that the same game? It’s been on for 4 hours.” How would guys like it if we gals behaved the same way they do about … Continue reading

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The Used Car Deal

  My daughter needed a car. I hate, detest, despise, buying cars and haggling over prices The sleazy salesmen always wear me down and talk me into buying an overpriced car regardless of whether the payments are affordable or not. … Continue reading

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This Gnat is Making Me Crazy

This gnat is making me crazy Every time I sit down at the computer, this gnat flies between me and the screen, right in my face. It is really hard to type and swat at a gnat. I end up … Continue reading

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A Good Car

I have a pretty good car, meaning it does not have much mechanical trouble. But even first-rate cars need the oil changed, the fluids checked, the tire pressures equalized, and the brakes checked for wear. I think that is called … Continue reading

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The Singing Bird Clock

The other day I was strolling along in the local discount mart when what should I spy but a “Singing Bird Clock.” Wow, for under $20 this was a deal, a genuine, plastic, Singing Bird Clock, approved by the Audubon Society, as seen … Continue reading

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