Category Archives: Humor

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The New Shoes

Posted on March 23, 2021 by Sheila Moss

I am having shoe problems again. I love cute shoes but cannot wear high heel shoes. Ladies understand needing dozens of shoes. Men have two pairs and think that is enough. I got rid of anything with a heel, even … Continue reading →

Posted in Fashion, Humor, Shopping | Tagged comfortable shoes, High Heel Shoes, New shoes, Old shoes, Sandals, Shoe stores, Size 7 shoes, Skechers | 15 Comments

The Passenger Pickup Lane

Posted on March 15, 2021 by Sheila Moss

Yesterday I went to purgatory — at least I call it purgatory. Most people call it the airport. . It used to be fun to go to the airport and pick someone up and watch the planes come in. But … Continue reading →

Posted in Humor, Travel | Tagged Airplanes, Airports, Arrival, Cell phone lot, Exits, Flight, Parking lot, Passenger Pickup, Passengers, Planes, Timed Parking | 4 Comments

Only a Matter of Time

Posted on March 10, 2021 by Sheila Moss

Are you on time? What time is it? Did you make it in time or has time run out? Are you out of time? Do you need more time? Are you saving time? Is it only a only a matter … Continue reading →

Posted in Humor, Rants | Tagged Changing Time, clocks, Daylight Saving Time, Resetting clock, Saving time, Spring Forward, Synchronizing | Leave a comment

Cooking Up a New Stove

Posted on March 7, 2021 by Sheila Moss

My daughter called me at work: “I think you are getting that new stove for the kitchen. I turned on a burner and sparks shot halfway across the room. It was like the Fourth of July.” “Did it burn the … Continue reading →

Posted in Humor, Shopping | Tagged Broken appliances, Cooktop, Electric range, Hell's Kitchen, Kitchen, Range, Stove | 7 Comments

Clothes Gone Crazy

Posted on March 4, 2021 by Sheila Moss

The floor of my closet is littered with shoes. Not the shoes I wear, those are on the shoe rack, but other shoes. I’m embarrassed to say how many, but let’s just say a lot. Why do I have so … Continue reading →

Posted in Fashion, Humor, Shopping | Tagged Closet, cloth, clothing industry, Dirty Clothes, disposable clothes, Dresses, new clothes, Outfits, seasonal clothes, Shoes, Shopping | 4 Comments

The Pizza Laureate

Posted on February 28, 2021 by Sheila Moss

I won a free pizza from Papa John’s Million Pizza Giveaway. I always knew I was one in a million and this proves it. I received an email yesterday with the big news. “Your name was randomly selected as one … Continue reading →

Posted in Humor, Uncategorized | Tagged Awards, CMA Country Music Award, Emmy, Nobel Prize, Oscar, Papa John's, Peabody Award, Pizza promotion, Pulitzer, Therber Prize | 9 Comments

The Fungus Among Us

Posted on February 24, 2021 by Sheila Moss

It seems that human-kind is afflicted with a variety of minor ailments, pimples, warts, moles, sties, fever blisters, athlete’s foot and toenail fungus, to name a few. I seem to be destined to have them all at one time or … Continue reading →

Posted in Health, Humor | Tagged Folk remedies, Fungicides, Minor ailments, Mold, Mushrooms, Toenail fungus, Vinegar treatment for fungus, Yeast | 10 Comments

Snowed In

Posted on February 21, 2021 by Sheila Moss

The weather people promised us 5 to 6 inches of snow. It wasn’t as if we didn’t know. But we so seldom get snow that we don’t really believe until we see it falling from the sky. Along with snow, … Continue reading →

Posted in Humor, Weather | Tagged Cabin fever, Ice Quake, Icy roads, Icy streets, Shrinking house, Snow, Weather conditions, Weather predictions, Weather warnings | Leave a comment

Could That Be Snow?

Posted on February 18, 2021 by Sheila Moss

“Severe weather warning” barked the TV. Beep, beep, beep, the weather warning rolled across the bottom of the screen, four to six inches of snow. I ignored it. That’s what they said last time. Nothing happened – nada. In the … Continue reading →

Posted in Humor, Southern Humor, Weather | Tagged Cold front, Cold Weather, Driving in snow, Pictures of snow, Snow, Snow in South, Snow woman, Snowy roads, Weather warnings | Leave a comment

From Your Valentine

Posted on February 11, 2021 by Sheila Moss

Why is it that we take everything that is good and try our best to turn it into something that is marketable? Take Valentine’s Day for instance. Somehow, just saying, “I love you” isn’t enough any more. All of the … Continue reading →