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Category Archives: Humor
Old Stuff
When I looked in the mirror today, I seemed to be getting older and fatter. How can that be? After all, old age is something that happens to other people, not to me. The stiff joints and the aches, however, are … Continue reading
Posted in Health, Humor
Tagged Aging, Elderly, Growing old, Loss, Mature, Menopause, middle age, Not getting any younger, old age, Older and Wiser, Older woman, Past the prime, senior citizens, Wrinkled Skin
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Turkeys Unite!
Turkeys unite! It’s time to panic! They are killing us by the millions. We must run while there is still time! Look around you – do you see any turkeys that you knew a year ago? They are breeding us … Continue reading
Posted in Creatures, Food, Humor
Tagged Breeding of turkeys, Domestic birds, Food, Fowl, Low fat, Meat, Meat consumption, Meat packing industry, Poultry, Thanksgiving, Turkey Products, Turkeys
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Eluding the Bug
Cold and flu season seems to be early this year. Everyone is coughing, hacking and sneezing already. But, I feel GREAT! With everyone else around me getting sick, however, I’m really afraid that I’m going to catch the bug too. … Continue reading
Posted in Health, Humor
Tagged Bronchitis, Colds, cough, Diseases, Fever, flu, Germs, Headache, Runny nose, sickness, Sneezing, Sore throat, Virus
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Where Are Things When You Need Them?
Band-Aids are always the wrong size. Why do they put so many of those little tiny ones in a box of assorted sizes? They are not big enough for an average cut on a finger. But get a scratch on … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Rants
Tagged Change, Coat Hangers, Envelopes, Items, Keys, Needs, Remote Control, Safety Pins, Shoes, Stuff, supplies, Things that get lost, tools
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The Doctor Will See You Now
I went to the doctor yesterday. Somehow doctor’s offices just don’t seem to be what they used to be. They have become so automated that I felt like I should be on a conveyor belt — or maybe on one … Continue reading
Posted in Health, Humor
Tagged Assembly line, Automation, checkup, Doctor, MD, Medical, Medical records, Medical tests, medicine, Nurse, Patient, Physician, Prescription, Reality check
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The Haunted Home Tour
We are inviting you here today for our “Open House and Home Tour” of this prime piece of real estate. It is an excellent buy, and we would like to get a little life back into this house and … Continue reading
Posted in Holidays, Home, Humor
Tagged Ghost, Gothic, Halloween, Haunted, Home Tours, Houses for Sale, Open House, Paranormal, Real Estate, Realty, Spirits, Supernatural
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The Pro Hockey Game
I went to my first hockey game the other day. I’m not exactly sure why we are playing this Canadian sport here in the South, but it seems to have caught on. We even have our own pro team here … Continue reading
Posted in Entertainment, Humor, Sports
Tagged Canadian sports, Games, Hockey, Ice hockey, National Hockey League, NHL, Predators, Pro sports, Recreation, Team sports, U.S. sports, Winter sports
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Office Dynamics
It’s hard now to remember how it all began. It seems to have started when people who were not exactly homogeneous, or the type of people who would choose each other to “hang around with,” were forced by circumstance into … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Work Humor
Tagged Co-workers, Competition, Jealousy, Malice, Nastiness, office humor, Opposition, Personnel, Pettiness, Rivalry, Spite, Staff, Workplace
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The Adventurer
I used to think that I would like to be an adventurer. I would go to South America and travel the muddy Amazon in a dugout canoe, outrunning any crocodiles that might show their ugly heads. I would camp out in … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Travel
Tagged Activity, Adventure, Bucket list, Exciting, Exotic travel, Explorer, Journey, Quest, Sight seeing, Tourist, Trip, vacation, Visitor, Wish list
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