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Author Archives: Sheila Moss
Dust of an Unlucky Moon
I don’t know if she was born in the dust of an unlucky moon, sneezed at the wrong time, or was under the rug when God passed out the good luck genes. Bad luck seems to follow my daughter around … Continue reading
Posted in Automotive, Humor
Tagged bad luck, car repair, cars, Good Luck, Road service, Tow truck, traffic
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Cupid’s Reply
To: Loveless@hotmail.com From: Cupid@olympus.net Subject: RE: Urgent Request Thank you for your inquiry via email. I always make my utmost effort to respond to clients, especially with circumstances as desperate as those you describe. I am indeed known through out … Continue reading
Posted in Holidays, Humor
Tagged Arrows, Cupid, February 14th, Head over heels, Heart, In love, Love, Love struck, Valentine, Valentine's Day
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Email to Cupid
To: Cupid@olympus.net From: Loveless@hotmail.com Subject: Urgent Request Since this month is February, the month of love, and since you are the bearer of love and affection, could I ask you to aim one of your arrows at a certain person … Continue reading
Posted in Holidays, Humor
Tagged Archer, Beloved, Fictional Characters, Love, Valentine, Valentine's Day
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Cabin Fever
Do you want to be a snow bunny? Are you tired of spending winter cooped up in the house? Do you want to go to a romantic winter lodge and ski down the bunny slope? Do you want to feel … Continue reading
The Mischievous Cat’s New Tree
DAY 1 – One of the most joyful things about the holiday season is the tradition of putting up a Christmas tree. At last the tree is up, trimmed and in all its glory. The lights are sparkling and the … Continue reading
Posted in Creatures, Holidays, Humor
Tagged Broken Tree, Cats and Christmas Trees, Christmas Humor, Christmas Tree, Ornaments, Problems
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Chat With the Dog
Before I begin, I would like to say that you are, for the most part, a good pet. However, there are a few matters that need to be discussed regarding the holiday this year. I hope you will pay attention … Continue reading
The Gift Card
Congratulations! You are the recipient of American’s most wanted gift, the gift card. The gift card can be exchanged for many useful and necessary items. Cash is not one of them. Please read the following instructions to learn how to … Continue reading
Posted in Finance, Holidays, Humor, Shopping
Tagged Card balance, Gifts, Plastic money, Prepay, purchases, Refunds, Retailers, Unspent gift cards
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Candy Is Dandy
Here it is, Christmas again and the whole world is turning into sugar and spice. For some reason, we don’t seem to be able to celebrate the holiday without filling ourselves with sweets. What is it about the Christmas season … Continue reading
Posted in Food, Health, Holidays, Humor
Tagged Cake, chocolate, Chocolate Chips, Christmas Candy, cookies, desserts, Goodies, Peppermint, Sugar, Sugar and spice, sweets
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Application to Retire
NAME: Gabby Ol’ Grump ADDRESS: Just address me as “Hey You” or Granny. My home street address? You can just deposit my pension checks directly into my bank account and I won’t have to worry about them getting stolen out … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Work Humor
Tagged Application, Departure, Employees, Employment humor, Getting out, Giving up work, Going away, Job humor, Jokes, Leaving, office humor, retirement, Stopping work, Withdrawal
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