Author Archives: Sheila Moss

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About Sheila Moss

My stories are about daily life and the funny things that happen to all of us. My columns have been published in numerous newspapers, magazines, anthologies, and websites.

Helpful Service at the Hardware Store

The other day I went to Home Depot and several associates actually asked me if I needed help. In the past I have suspected them of avoiding customers because they don’t know where anything is either. Maybe they are trying … Continue reading

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If I Had More Time

If I had more time, I could chase dust bunnies under the bed and polish furniture until it shines. I would not have to hope no one comes by to visit because the floors are dirty, and I can’t remember … Continue reading

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Nekkid and Afeared – Senior Citizen Version

If you have watched the Discovery Channel on cable TV, you may have seen a show called “Naked and Afraid.” On the show people are dropped off in a remote place and left for three weeks with virtually nothing except … Continue reading

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ABC’s and D’s of Medicare

Retirement is supposed to be a big adjustment in life. So far, the worse part has been losing my employee insurance and trying to figure out and get Medicare started. I think I have finally conquered the beast, but not … Continue reading

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Murphy’s Laws for Little League

Murphy’s original law is an old adage, ‘”If anything can go wrong, it will.” Here are some of the truisms of little league baseball that can be observed in action at almost every game and attested to by anyone who’s … Continue reading

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The Office Incident

My recent broken shoulder reminded me of a prior accident that happened a few years ago. This is the story of that particular occurance. My new chair is too high. “How can I work when my feet barely touch the … Continue reading

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Remembering Mother

My Mother grew up on a tobacco farm in Tennessee in a family of 13 children. They grew food, made lye soap in a wash pot, and had feather beds and homemade quilts. My sister and I loved her tales … Continue reading

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Festival, Second Time Around

I could have had a really good time at the Renaissance Festival this year, but I just couldn’t seem to get into the spirit. I’m not exactly sure why, but Barry Manilow was wrong about love being lovelier the second … Continue reading

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Trash in the Attic

Remember all those television shows where someone finds a priceless antique in the attic? All I have in mine is junk. I have written before about all the junk in my attic. I’ve been working on cleaning out the stash … Continue reading

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Memo from Frisky to All Cats

MEMO TO:  All Cats FROM: Frisky, Feline Escape Artist, Extraordinaire SUBJECT: Life on the Outside It has come to my attention that many house cats are content with staying inside and do not know how to escape the constrictive nature … Continue reading

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