Category Archives: Humor

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Who Am I?

Posted on August 6, 2016 by Sheila Moss

Years ago, my mother, growing older and, I suppose, becoming more aware of her own mortality, decided to write a “book” of her memories about childhood and growing up in rural Tennessee. She made copies of her completed manuscript and gave … Continue reading →

Posted in Family, Humor | Tagged Decendants, Family History, Genealogy, Memoir, Records, Roots, State Archives, Stories, Tennessee, Who am I? | 8 Comments

Between Lines

Posted on August 5, 2016 by Sheila Moss

I really love standing in line! Isn’t it great to spend all the time that you could be spending doing something important simply standing and looking at the back of someone else’s head? Although there are lines everywhere and many … Continue reading →

Posted in Humor, Shopping | Tagged bank cards, cash register, Cashier, Groceries, grocery store, lines, marketing experts, shoping, standing in line, Waiting | 2 Comments

The Truth About Tennessee

Posted on August 4, 2016 by Sheila Moss

I have decided to let the rest of the world in on a secret that they have always suspected anyhow. It is the truth about Tennessee. The truth is we are all rednecks here. Some claim the name comes from … Continue reading →

Posted in Humor, Southern Humor | Tagged Cornbread, Country music, Hillbillies, Hound dogs, Junk cars, Moonshine, Outhouses, Pickup trucks, Rednecks, Shotguns, Southern, Tennessee, Turnip greens | 6 Comments

I’m a Widow

Posted on August 3, 2016 by Sheila Moss

I’m a widow. Don’t you hate that word? Sounds like I’m a black widow spider. Men don’t want to date me because they think I’ll kill and eat them. It’s tough when you are too young to be a widow, … Continue reading →

Posted in Humor, Rants | Tagged Alimony, Dating, Death, Divorcees, Internet dating, Mid-life crisis, Pedestal, Pensions, Relationships, Single, Spinster, Unmarried, Widow | 7 Comments

Good Intentions Diet Menu

Posted on August 1, 2016 by Sheila Moss

Good Intentions Diet Menu ~ Monday ~ Breakfast: Aspirin and black coffee – It’s Monday! Lunch: Didn’t have time to fix a sack lunch. Go out for fast food. Nibble a few French fries and eat a hot dog. Smell … Continue reading →

Posted in Food, Health, Humor | Tagged Calories, Diet, Dieting, Eat out, Eating, Fast Food, Hunger, Menu, Microwave, Overeating, Weight Watcher's, weight-loss | 4 Comments

Take Me Out to the Ballgame

Posted on August 1, 2016 by Sheila Moss

Nashville’s First Tennessee Park Nashville’s First Tennessee Park – Photo by NatureBoyMD – CC – BY-SA 4.0 2015 I did something I’ve never done before, went to a minor league baseball game. In Nashville, we have no major league baseball team, but … Continue reading →

Posted in Humor, Sports | Tagged AAA Baseball, Baseball, Baseball fans, Baseball Game, First Tennessee Park, Minor Leagues, Nashville, Nashville Sounds, New Stadium, Sulphur Dell, Triple A baseball | 2 Comments

Rules of the Road in Tennessee

Posted on July 30, 2016 by Sheila Moss

Drive a pickup truck or SUV. They are bigger than the other cars on the road so you can drive faster. A pickup truck is best as you never know when you might want to haul junk or something. Drive with your … Continue reading →

Posted in Automotive, Humor | Tagged Accidents, Aggressive drivers, Change lanes, Commuting, Construction, Exits, Hazardous conditions, Merging, Pickup, Speed limit, Tailgating, Traffic lights, Weaving | 8 Comments

The Importance of Being Stupid

Posted on July 29, 2016 by Sheila Moss

I love being stupid. I don’t have to lie when I “play dumb” to get out of things. In fact no one even asks me to do anything very often because they figure, “Oh, her, she can’t do it…she’s too … Continue reading →

Posted in Education, Humor | Tagged Dense, Dim-witted, Duh!, Dumb, Dumb luck, Foolish, Play dumb, Ridiculous, Silly, Stupid, Stupid advice, Unintelligent, Unwise | 5 Comments

Brrrs, I’m Freezing

Posted on July 28, 2016 by Sheila Moss

Why, oh, why is it so cold in city offices in the middle of summer? They keep the air conditioning so low that it feels like Antartica most of the time. I wouldn’t be surprised to see a penguin go … Continue reading →

Posted in Humor, Work Humor | Tagged Air conditioning, Blizzard, Blue lips, cold, Cold natured, Freezing, Frozen, Heating pad, Jackets, office humor, Sweater, Thawing out, Workplace humor | 6 Comments

Tips & Tricks: Keeping pets safe during a heatwave by PDSA

Posted on July 27, 2016 by Sheila Moss

Dear Folks, This info is so important, I wanted to share it with my readers. If you read my column on a regular basis, you know that I love both cats and dogs. Please be sure your animals have water … Continue reading →

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