Author Archives: Sheila Moss

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About Sheila Moss

My stories are about daily life and the funny things that happen to all of us. My columns have been published in numerous newspapers, magazines, anthologies, and websites.

The Singing Bird Clock

The other day I was strolling along in the local discount mart when what should I spy but a “Singing Bird Clock.” Wow, for under $20 this was a deal, a genuine, plastic, Singing Bird Clock, approved by the Audubon Society, as seen … Continue reading →

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Blessings Revisited

While a traditional blessing is nice enough, as far as it goes, it just doesn’t go far enough. So we are going to add a few more blessings of our own. Continue reading →

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SpamWham™ Activation Notice

Dear Customer: You are receiving this notice as part of our continuing effort to fight unsolicited commercial email, commonly known as SPAM. Using SpamWham! ™, an innovative new computer technology recently developed, we are now able to automatically wham SPAM. … Continue reading →

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Sacking the Superbowl

The SuperBowl is a media event that includes pre-game entertainment, a star-studded half-time show, celebrity interviews, a week of media blitz, and unprecedented commercial extravaganza. There is also a football game. The SuperBowl hype starts weeks early so that everyone … Continue reading →

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Playing the Comb

Now, I’ve never been very musical. I tried to learn to play a guitar, even took lessons once and learned a few chords, which I soon forgot. Learning to play a musical instrument is hard if you’ve never tried it. … Continue reading →

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My Cat is a Junkie

It must have been a stroke of genius when my grandson named her Frisky. I have to admit, the current problem is at least partly my fault, so I can’t in good conscious say too much. Nevertheless, a normal cat … Continue reading →

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Chocolate Chip Cookies

This oatmeal version makes chocolate chip cookies that are large and chewy; nothing like the ones in packages at the store. Only a small amount of expertise is needed and the results are well worth the effort. Find the recipe. … Continue reading →

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Man Flu

When a man is sick, he wants everyone to know it. “Cough, cough,” said Honey. I didn’t respond. “COUGH, COUGH!” “Are you sick?” I asked. “Yes,” he responded weakly. But being a male, he decided he would go to work … Continue reading →

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The Ego Car

It’s The Fever. Corvettes get in your blood. Continue reading →

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Of Dogs and Beaches

Dear Owners, Thank you for taking me on your vacation to the beach. I hope you noticed how well I behaved as I might want to go again some time. Might I suggest more rest stops along the way? I had … Continue reading →

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