Author Archives: Sheila Moss

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About Sheila Moss

My stories are about daily life and the funny things that happen to all of us. My columns have been published in numerous newspapers, magazines, anthologies, and websites.

Puppy Love

Posted on February 8, 2016 by Sheila Moss

Oh, no!  How can she be in heat? She is still a puppy, only 8 months old. “Well, I don’t know, but she was blinking her eyelashes and shaking her buns at the neighbor’s lab.” The black lab? Oh, my … Continue reading →

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This is Your Brain on Football

Posted on February 7, 2016 by Sheila Moss

I HATE football. I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. Football is ruining my life. I don’t care if men want to play football. I don’t care if people go see it, stupid as it is. But, why, … Continue reading →

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NFL Fever

Posted on February 6, 2016 by Sheila Moss

A severe affliction is sweeping the nation. It manifests itself in the Fall of the year in a mysterious syndrome which usually lasts until about February, although in a few especially vulnerable people it has been known to continue in … Continue reading →

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Super Bowl of Shopping

Posted on February 5, 2016 by Sheila Moss

Once again my guy is glued to the television set all weekend watching football. “Is that the same game? It’s been on for 4 hours.” How would guys like it if we gals behaved the same way they do about … Continue reading →

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The Used Car Deal

Posted on February 4, 2016 by Sheila Moss

  My daughter needed a car. I hate, detest, despise, buying cars and haggling over prices The sleazy salesmen always wear me down and talk me into buying an overpriced car regardless of whether the payments are affordable or not. … Continue reading →

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This Gnat is Making Me Crazy

Posted on February 3, 2016 by Sheila Moss

This gnat is making me crazy Every time I sit down at the computer, this gnat flies between me and the screen, right in my face. It is really hard to type and swat at a gnat. I end up … Continue reading →

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A Good Car

Posted on February 2, 2016 by Sheila Moss

I have a pretty good car, meaning it does not have much mechanical trouble. But even first-rate cars need the oil changed, the fluids checked, the tire pressures equalized, and the brakes checked for wear. I think that is called … Continue reading →

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The Singing Bird Clock

Posted on February 1, 2016 by Sheila Moss

The other day I was strolling along in the local discount mart when what should I spy but a “Singing Bird Clock.” Wow, for under $20 this was a deal, a genuine, plastic, Singing Bird Clock, approved by the Audubon Society, as seen … Continue reading →

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Blessings Revisited

Posted on January 31, 2016 by Sheila Moss

While a traditional blessing is nice enough, as far as it goes, it just doesn’t go far enough. So we are going to add a few more blessings of our own. Continue reading →

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SpamWham™ Activation Notice

Posted on January 30, 2016 by Sheila Moss

Dear Customer: You are receiving this notice as part of our continuing effort to fight unsolicited commercial email, commonly known as SPAM. Using SpamWham! ™, an innovative new computer technology recently developed, we are now able to automatically wham SPAM. … Continue reading →

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